Two funds to be established

[MJ]

I just thought of it. There is a simple way of guaranteeing steady cash flow to Armenia. All we have to do is to establish two funds:

 

1. "Cradle of Civilization" fund;

 

2. "First Christian Nation" fund.

 

Then, every self-conscious person will send monthly contributions to these funds to express their appreciation for our contribution to the humanity and history.

 

Of coarse, we have to advertise these funds well, otherwise how would they know that we even exist.

 

I think we have to appeal to AAA and ANCA to lobby on behalf of these funds.

[MJ]

To think of it, we can also establish another fund:

 

3. "First Genocide of the 20th Century" fund.

 

Especially, all those who have endured Genocide later, have to be thankful to us - we have been the first and we can claim copyright of this significant accomplishment.

[MJ]

Some further thoughts after a simple arithmetic:

 

1. There are more than 5 billion people in the world. If each of them sends $1 a month to the referenced above fund # 1, that would be approximately $5 bln a month into the pocket of the Ministry of Culture of Armenia. With such monthly cash flow, we can create a new civilization a month. The world population really doesn't understand its own good.

 

2. Now, of the above 5 billion people, there are at least 2 billion Christians. If each of them sends into the fund #2 $10 a month (Christians are more devoted), that would be approximately $20 billion. With such an amount, our Catolicos can convince Jesus Christ to fulfill His second mission by next Christmas. Those Christian fundamentalists are not much smarter, either.

 

3. Finally, there are about 20 million Jews, worldwide, who get free ride on the backs of our Genocide. If each of them sends $1000 a month (Jews are richer) to the Ministry of Defense of Armenia, that would be another $20 billion monthly cash flow. For such amount, our Serge can easily subject ourselves to another Genocide - once a month. You know what, when they say Jews are very smart, I don't think it is quite correct...