MJ Posted December 12, 2002 Report Share Posted December 12, 2002 So that each new comer saves energy and time, we can have a list of declarations with an ability to register a check mark. Based on the answers of the new arrivals, we would know if he/she is a Real Armenian. A suggested list of such declarations is provided below. Please feel free to add/edit: 1. Armenians are the first Christian Nation in history;2. Turks are bad;3. Jews are even worse;4. Armenians should not marry "odars;"5. Armenian women should not date blacks;6. Armenian Church is the savior and the manifestation of Armenian identity;7. We will have our lands back one day - when we get strong and we kick Turks’ butts;8. Turks have stolen our culture;9. We have to unite;10. Princess Diana was a 1/67 Armenian; [Please continue] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accelerated Posted December 12, 2002 Report Share Posted December 12, 2002 LOL quote:10. Princess Diana was a 1/67 Armenian;I think you mean 1/64 Armenian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted December 12, 2002 Report Share Posted December 12, 2002 MJ jan it will be a long list not enugh space on our Server Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted December 12, 2002 Report Share Posted December 12, 2002 Don't forget.11. Armenians have the cure for AIDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted December 12, 2002 Report Share Posted December 12, 2002 12. There are certain concepts in the Armenian language, for which there are no translations from enlgish (like "karod" with the k as in kapik) [ December 12, 2002, 04:02 PM: Message edited by: Sip ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fadi Posted December 13, 2002 Report Share Posted December 13, 2002 I'm surprised you forgot that one MJ. 13. Armenians are the best in everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJ Posted December 13, 2002 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2002 Domino, Did you have to be the 13th? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fadi Posted December 13, 2002 Report Share Posted December 13, 2002 Actually, I was in a dilema, chosing as "13" "Everything bad that happens to the Armenians, is always others falt" and the one I have chosen. I said to myself, if Armenians are the best in everything, that would necessarly mean that everything bad that could happen to them will be others falt. So the choice was made. As for number 13, it must be a coincidence, its just after I realised that we are Friday 13... so no I have not just posted to get the 13, as you insinuate. O.K Azat, I gave you the chance, come spank me to have your class courses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJ Posted December 13, 2002 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2002 Hey Domino... Watch out! It is not supposed to be an S&M gathering. It is a lesson on Armenian subjects. Azat, smack his head, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fadi Posted December 13, 2002 Report Share Posted December 13, 2002 14. Armenia is a Democratic country for about 1700 years and a role model for the rest of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fadi Posted December 13, 2002 Report Share Posted December 13, 2002 quote:Originally posted by MosJan:Azat mi hat es mer yeritasardin tar ankyun yev asa vro menak menq karror enq mez vra tsitsarel yev tor et ankyunum el mna mincjev dziyn tanq iren - xosq@ fedikina veraberum - But ! But ! But ! I'm giving free credits for his courses, and thats how I am thanked ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted December 13, 2002 Report Share Posted December 13, 2002 Azattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt - es Azat ches ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fadi Posted December 14, 2002 Report Share Posted December 14, 2002 15. The prototype of the Internet was invented by Armenians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted December 14, 2002 Report Share Posted December 14, 2002 Azat mi hat es mer yeritasardin tar ankyun yev asa vro menak menq karror enq mez vra tsitsarel yev tor et ankyunum el mna mincjev dziyn tanq iren - xosq@ fedikina veraberum - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosJan Posted December 14, 2002 Report Share Posted December 14, 2002 #16 menq gitenq te Noyan Tapan@ ur e - sakayn chenq asi - gnatseq gluxnert qarov@ tvek - meka chenq aselu - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted December 20, 2002 Report Share Posted December 20, 2002 17. Lord Byron tried to learn Armenian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted December 20, 2002 Report Share Posted December 20, 2002 Also! 18. Noah was Armenian.19. Mt. Ararat holds an Armenian passport. And 20. Van cats meow in Armenian and hence are "Armenian cats." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamavor Posted December 20, 2002 Report Share Posted December 20, 2002 quote:Originally posted by hagarag:24. Any Armenian who has ever had a homosexual experience, even only once over 20 years ago, should be immediately taken to a public place and executed on the spot.I agree!!! Unless it is proven beyond reasonabale doubt that he is "half". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamavor Posted December 21, 2002 Report Share Posted December 21, 2002 20. If you live in Glendale you need to drive Benz. In LA and SA BMW and Audi' s are also permissible.21. Usually you cheat your boyfriend/girlfriend, but that is not true because you are Armenian.22. We all leave only $1 at churches whenever we go, if we go.23. Hayastantzis have obsession with colors. One might think that Hawaiian shirt is actually Armenian. to be continued... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khodja Posted December 21, 2002 Report Share Posted December 21, 2002 24. Any Armenian who has ever had a homosexual experience, even only once over 20 years ago, should be immediately taken to a public place and executed on the spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted December 21, 2002 Report Share Posted December 21, 2002 quote:Originally posted by gamavor:22. We all leave only $1 at churches whenever we go, if we go.24. We are few, truly, but we are Armenians. -Paruyr Sevak.Hence, the birth of the fund, "We are Few But We are Armenians" is realized. That is the fourth fund for MJ./cgi-bin/forum/ultim...c;f=14;t=000304 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted December 21, 2002 Report Share Posted December 21, 2002 quote:Originally posted by hagarag:24. Any Armenian who has ever had a homosexual experience, even only once over 20 years ago, should be immediately taken to a public place and executed on the spot.25. However, this can be swept under the carpet if he is an Armenian Republican. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khodja Posted December 21, 2002 Report Share Posted December 21, 2002 In some circles if you are an Armenian Republican all will be forgiven. You can roam the streets at night looking for a cheap trick while your wife sits at home and the Republican Armenians will forgive you. You can be involved in illegal financial activities and the Armenian Republicans will forgive you. But if you are a decent Democrat, but have an odar mother some conservative Armenians will do everything to destroy you, even if it means losing the seat to an odar. As for Republicans in general, if you are the child of a Republican President or VP, the mother of a First Lady, or a Republican spots celebrity, even current homosexual activity will be forgiven. Anyone else, especially liberals, will be removed from their jobs for even one transgression, made years in the past, and not given the opportunity to make a living. That is how Republicans win elections. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted December 21, 2002 Report Share Posted December 21, 2002 I knew it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harut Posted December 21, 2002 Report Share Posted December 21, 2002 too bad, hagarag, isn't it? life is tough. you have to whine, yell, put others down, and all other negative stuff to get your point across and get what you want. never imagined i would be teaching life to a grown up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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