Accelerated Posted December 11, 2002 Report Share Posted December 11, 2002 Three men sit, naked, in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. One of them presses his forarm. The beeping stops. The others look at him. "It's my pager," he says."Microchip implanted under the skin. The latest thing." Just then, a phone rings. The second bloke lifts his palm to ear, talks. When he finishes he explains: "That's my mobile phone. It's in my hand." The third man, a Luddite despondently bereft of the latest hi-tech enhancements, steps outside briefly. He returns with three sheets of toilet tissue extending from his bum. The others raise their eyebrows. "I'm just getting a fax," he explains. LMAO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fadi Posted December 12, 2002 Report Share Posted December 12, 2002 Was it an ink jet, or a laser technology ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accelerated Posted December 12, 2002 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2002 quote:Was it an ink jet, or a laser technology ?I suspect it was neither, though Bush claims it is linked to Iraqs weapons of mass destruction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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