Azat Posted August 6, 2001 Report Share Posted August 6, 2001 Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n.A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n.What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) nYou bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he "made the dinner." Blonde jokes (blond joks) n.Jokes that are short so men can understand them. Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) nGotta get married in a church. Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n.An appliance designed to eat socks. Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n.A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms. Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n.The last two minutes of a football game. Exercise (ex*er*siz) vTo walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n.What you spend ½ an hour writing, then forget to take to the store. Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n.Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician." Hardware Store (hard*war stor) nSimilar to a black hole in space -- if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon. Childbirth (child*brth) n.You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus,...breathe...push..." Lipstick (lip*stik) nOn your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...! Park (park) v./n.Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide. Patience (pa*shens) n.The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers." Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it. Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) nA day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juggernaut Posted August 8, 2001 Report Share Posted August 8, 2001 Nice.... I love woman jokes...I wonder what our female countrymen think of em? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyebruin Posted August 16, 2001 Report Share Posted August 16, 2001 Cute! Keep it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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