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Azat

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A lady bought a new Infinity Q45, which cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back complaining that the radio wasn't working.

 

"Madam," said the sales manager, "the audio system in this car is completely automated. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to and you will hear exactly that!"

 

She drives out, somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looks at the radio and says, "Nelson." The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?"

 

Soon she was speeding down the highway to the sounds of "On The Road Again." The lady was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted, Nat King Cole, she got it.

 

Stopped at an intersection, her light turned green and she pulled out. Off to her right, out of the corner of her eye, she saw a sports utility vehicle speeding toward her. She swerved and narrowly avoided a collision.

 

"A$$HOLE..." she muttered. And, from the radio: "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United St...

 

[ August 06, 2001: Message edited by: Azat ]

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