Azat Posted March 15, 2002 Report Share Posted March 15, 2002 A woman is having a 'little fun' with her lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet and shuts the door. Her husband also comes home, so she puts her lover in the closet, with the little boy. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250" In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball glove." The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy - "$750" Man - "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says,"I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy - "$1,000" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyecory Posted March 19, 2002 Report Share Posted March 19, 2002 quote:Originally posted by Azat:A woman is having a 'little fun' with her lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet and shuts the door. Her husband also comes home, so she puts her lover in the closet, with the little boy. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250" In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball glove." The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy - "$750" Man - "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says,"I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy - "$1,000" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."looooooooool that was funny, sounded like something from shot ghazaryans film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sen_Vahan Posted March 21, 2002 Report Share Posted March 21, 2002 Azat jan, mersi, that was a really good one!!!!!!!!!!erkar gamanak senz chei tsizagatsel!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted April 2, 2002 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2002 A bus stops, and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:..."Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice.Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In is country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koko Posted April 4, 2002 Report Share Posted April 4, 2002 Majre khohanotsits aghcikan asome. Gna senyak, des poqr eghbajred inch e anom ev asa, togj ajd ban@ chani: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ES Posted August 14, 2002 Report Share Posted August 14, 2002 TOP 11 NAMES FOR U.S. RETALIATION against Osama bin Laden11. Operation: Yo Mama Bin Laden10. Operation: Desert Turd 9. Operation: Afghani-Slam Fest 2001 8. Operation: Toli-Bomb 7. Operation: I-C-B-Enema 6. Operation: The Shiite Hits The Fan 5. Operation: Kiss Your Ass-Ghanistan Good Bye 4. Operation: F.U.B.A.R. 3. Operation: ...And The Camel You Rode In On. 2. Operation: Red, White & Ka-blewey! 1. Operation: Osama Bend-Over0.5 Operation In your pants you'll be pishoddin', bin laden ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What does ISLAM stand for?I SCREW LLAMAS AND MULES ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~What do you call a Taliban that has both a camel and a goat? Bisexual.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OSAMA BIN LADEN YOU SON OF A BITCHMAY YOUR BALLS DEVELOPA SEVEN YEAR ITCH. MAY YOUR PECKER BE TWISTEDIN SUCH A MANNER THAT YOUR ******* WHISTLES THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER!!!!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Some TALIBAN ONE-LINER JOKES for today: Q:Why does Osama always carry a piece of shit in his pocket? A: It's his photo ID Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing, yet. Q: How do you play Taliban bingo? A: B-52...F-16...B-1... Q: What is the Taliban's national bird? A: Duck Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble. Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats? A: So they can see their Air Force. Q: What does osama bin laden and General Custer have in common? A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from! Q: What's the difference between the Taliban and a bucket of shit? A: the bucket Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan? A: Two days. Q: Why don't bin laden's people eat shit sandwiches? A: they can't stand bread Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day? A: because the camels can't handle it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted August 14, 2002 Report Share Posted August 14, 2002 quote:Originally posted by ES:What does ISLAM stand for?I SCREW LLAMAS AND MULES I find this "American" type pop-jokes fascinating sometimes. It really shows how much some people know! I think this is the thought process some of them go through: 1) Islam not from US.2) Islam and llama share the letter sequence "lam"3) LLama not from US. 4) Therefore ISLAM and LLAMA highly related. 5) Make joke ... send to everyone on email list! http://zr2.cs.ucla.edu/Sip/zr2/barf.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted August 22, 2002 Report Share Posted August 22, 2002 I just thought this was very funny for some reason ---Every Friday afternoon, a mathematician goes down to the bar, sits in the second-to-last seat, turns to the last seat, which is empty, and asks a girl who isn't there if he can buy her a drink. The bartender, who is used to weird university types, always shrugs but keeps quiet. But when Valentine's Day arrives, and the mathematician makes a particularly heart-wrenching plea into empty space, curiosity gets the better of the bartender, and he says, "I apologize for my stupid questions, but surely you know there is NEVER a woman sitting in that last stool. Why do you persist in asking out empty space?" The mathematician replies, "Well, according to quantum physics, empty space is never truly empty. Virtual particles come into existance and vanish all the time. You never know when the proper wave function will collapse and a girl might suddenly appear there." The bartender raises his eyebrows. "Really? Interesting. But couldn't you just ask one of the girls who comes here every Friday if you could buy HER a drink? Never know... she might say yes." The mathematician laughs. "Yeah, right -- how likely is THAT to happen?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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