Azat Posted April 16, 2001 Report Share Posted April 16, 2001 One day, at a local buffet, a man suddenly called out, ''My son's choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!'' A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He stepped over with almost no look of concern at all, wrapped his hands around the boy's gonads and squeezed. Out popped the quarter. The man then went back to his table as though nothing had happened. ''Thank you! Thank you!'' the father cried. ''Are you a paramedic?'' ''No,'' replied the man, ''I work for the IRS." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted April 16, 2001 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2001 In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back on the person in front of him. Surprised, the guy snarled, "Just what are you doing?!". "Well," said the guy, "I'm a chiropractor and you looked tense, so I had to massage you. I tend to let my work get a hold of me." "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! I work for the IRS. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?!." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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