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Azat

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On an elderly gentleman's 80th birthday, some of his friends decide they want to do something special for him, so they send a prostitute over to his house to have sex with him.

 

The prostitute knocks on the door and the 80 year old man answers. The prostitute says, "I'm here to give you super sex."

 

The old man's hearing isn't quite what it used to be, so he says, "What's that dearie?"

 

The prostitute speaks a little louder and says, "I said, I am here to give you super sex."

 

Again the old man asks her to repeat herself.

 

Very slowly, she yells, "I am here to give you super sex."

 

The old man finally understands and replies, "Oh, I guess I'll have the soup."

 

 

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*Personal Note: God, will this be me in 40 years? I hope not!

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Azat jan arden 40 tarekan kas??

 

et depqum grataxtak vertsra, te chhaskanas asa tor gren mek el tesar bax@t beri 80 tarekanum et tesak baner@ milyonits mekina baxt vijakvum

 

bayst te karora et jamank moratsats el lines te inch es anelu Haroutin e mial kanes kasi . he he

 

 

xosk@ mer mej - es tesak banerits karelia xosel ???

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