Azat Posted December 28, 2001 Report Share Posted December 28, 2001 Bush calls Interpol and asks for help in catching Bin Laden. Interpol declines saying that there is nothing that they can do but the Abarantsi detectives are the best in the world according to statistics and he should approach them. He calls the Abarantsis and they accept the challenge and ask for any evidence that Bush can send over to assist them in their pursuit. The FBI sends 3 pictures(2 profiles, left and right and one from the front) his weight, height, and other information to assist them. A month goes by and no word from the Abarantsis so Bush calls and asks if they have any leads. The Abarantsis say that they have captured 2 of the guys and are working on the 3rd one. 7 Abarantsis go to a photographer and as if he can take a couple of shots. After they agree on the price the Abarantsis first line up 4 men on the bottom with 3 on their shoulders and for the second photo they do the opposite. The photographer being curious asks why they did that formation and one of the guys answers "It is for my passport picture, but I do not remember what the official said 3X4 or 4X3 so I am taking both just to be same" A French man, an Italian and an Armenian are sitting at a café drinking coffee and talking about their love life. The Italian boasts that his love making sessions last for 45 minutes at a time, the French guy says that he is a great lover and his last for an hour, the Armenian claims that his love making sessions last even longer than that. Surprised they ask him how long it lasts. He says that they last and hour and 2 minutes, but the first 60 minutes are spent on begging his wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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