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MEET YOU AT THE GATES


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From TwistedHumor:

Last winter, a Seattle man departed for his vacation in Miami Beach, where he

was to meet his wife the next day at the conclusion of her business trip to

Minneapolis. They were looking forward to pleasant weather and a nice time

together. Unfortunately there was some sort of mix up at the boarding gate and

the man was told he would have to wait for a later flight. He tried to appeal

to a supervisor but was told the airline was not responsible for the problem and

it would do no good to complain.

 

Upon arrival at the hotel the next day he discovered that Miami Beach was having

a heat wave and the weather was almost as uncomfortably hot, as Seattle's was

cold. The desk clerk gave him a message that his wife would arrive as planned.

He could hardly wait to get into the pool to cool off and he quickly sent his

wife an e-mail. But due to his haste he made an error in the address. His

message therefore arrived at the home of an elderly preacher's wife whose even

older husband had died only the day before.

 

When the grieving widow opened her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let

out an anguished scream, and fell to the floor dead. Her family rused to her

room where they saw this message on the screen. "Dearest wife, departed

yesterday as you know. Just now got checked in Some confusion at the gate.

Appeal was denied. Received confirmation of you arrival tomorrow.

Your loving husband.

 

PS Things are not as we thought. You're going to be surprised at how hot it is

down here."

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