gamavor Posted July 17, 2001 Report Share Posted July 17, 2001 Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good mealand a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson,lookup at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" said Sherlock Holmes. Watson pondered for a moment. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, my friend. Some bastard has stolen our tent." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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