Nané Posted March 9, 2001 Report Share Posted March 9, 2001 "Man who run in front of car get tired" "Man who run behind car get exhausted" "Two wrongs not make a right - Three lefts do" "Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok" "Man with one chopstick go hungry." "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money." "Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!" "War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left." "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house." "Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night." "Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!" "Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!" "It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it." "Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!" "Man who sit on tack get point!" "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!" "Man who lives in glass house should change in basement" "He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs." "May the wind on your back never be your own" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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