Something not funny from the Georgian Forum!

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[3]why Jesus was Armenian?[/3]

 

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:

1. He never got married.

2. He never held a steady job.

3. His last request was a drink.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:

1. His first name was Jesus.

2. He was always in trouble with the law.

3. His mother didn't know who his father was.

 

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He worked in the building trades.

 

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:

1. He called everybody brother.

2. He had no permanent address.

3. Nobody would hire him.

 

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot.

3. He invented a new religion.

 

AND FINALLY, THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS ARMENIAN:

1. He went into his father's business.

2. He lived at home until the age of 33.

3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was

sure He was God.

 

 

BTW. notice that this is just another senceless American joke, but the Georgians replaced, "jew" by Armenian! This shows how they think about the Armenians!

 

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magaria [=is cool]

 

 

was funny

 

Some reactions were deleted, because of the bad words!

 

 

those Georgians also allways saying senceless things about the Georgians of Iran. and very rude of them, they are now spreading anti-Iranyar propaganda in another forums, suggesting that I have no Iranian Georgian roots at all but I am an Armenian who sais is a Georgian to divide the georgians, and craps like this.

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What is the reason for this animosity between Georgians and Armenians? You would think they would be the best of friends! Plus, I still haven't got a straight answer, did Mesrop Mashdots develop their alphabet or not?

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Guys come on!

Let's not joke about God, Jesus or anything that has to do with Christianity. It's our religion, we can't and must or should not joke about it.

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Iranyar,

 

People who hate others for being who they are, are really not humans but robots. Some Georgians are really screwed up and born akward. Dont take what they say to you seriously. I like Persians more than Georgians. : )

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Iranyar jan,

 

I know you gave me the Georgian website address before, but I lost it. Maybe I will go and stir things up a bit! Honestly, I don't know too much about the Georgians, except that they are drunkards,short(even compared to Armenians), but they sure have some great dances( I went to see a Georgian Dance troupe when I was twelve years old). Also I know that Georgia has a very old Armenian community especially in Tiflis. By the way Iranyar, are you sure you aren't Armenian? Just kidding!

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It is very stupid of them making fun of Jesus Christ. They claim to be good christians by harassing and insulting muslim Georgians! But they make fun of christianity!

 

Farsisteve jan, Georgian alphabet is totally different than the Armenian alphabet!

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Iranyar and Half Breed,

 

Georgian alphabet is different from Armenian, but according to some historians (maybe Yeghishe, I don't remember) Mesrop Mashtots did invent alphabets for Georgians and Albans (Aghvan - Caucasian Albanians, now extinct). But try to mention this to Georgians - ouch! they'll be sooooo mad.

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Oh lighten up, people! A joke is a joke, and a sense of humor always helps. I think humor can be very theraputic, especially if self directed (I think it IS funny, because it's true!!)

 

Gayane