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Why your wife won't hire a massage therapist for ya.


MosJan

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Why your wife won't hire a massage therapist for ya.

 

My husband likes massages. I booked a masseuse to come to the house.

Wasn't that a good idea? I thought so, until the doorbell rang, and

there was an eighteen-year-old blonde girl standing there saying, "I'm

here to give your husband, a massage." I said, "He's dead."

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  • 2 years later...
lmfaooo!! that's awesome. i'd never book my husband a massage either, why pay for something that i can do !?~!? :tooth:
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