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so what is a billion anyhow


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so what is a billion anyhow?

 

a billion seconds ago it was 1959

 

 

a billion minutes ago jesus was probably alive.....(if you're a believer)

 

 

a billion hours ago the world was in the stone age

 

 

a billion days ago, there was nothing walking on two feet

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a billion dollars is 8 minutes and 20 seconds ago at the rate the govt is spending our money.

 

 

President Bush asked God what is a billion $s to him and God said back "a penny"

Then he asked God what 10,000 years is to him and the reply was "one second"

so Bush says to God he says " hey...ya wanna loan me 80 cents"

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God smiles back and say "sure....just give me a few seconds"

 

 

 

can't take credit for this one

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A billion is also how many calculations your typical cheapy computer will do these days in ONE second.

 

A billion is also the number of bits you can transmit over a typical DSL connection in about 5 minutes.

 

So it's really not that much :P

 

It's also the umber of sorrows the empires made subjugated nations to suffer!

AND STILL CARRYING ON DOING!

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