Harut Posted May 12, 2008 Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 WHY GUNS ARE EASIER THAN WIVES? 10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. 4. Guns function normally every day of the month. 3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is better than a wife . . . . 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN HAVE A NICE DAY FOLKS FUNNY YOU CANT MARRY ONE.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted May 12, 2008 Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 However...A gun would never give its kidney when you need one!!! Wife as a kidney donor!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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