Aratta-Kingdom Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 KIM KARDASHIAN SAYS HER BUTT IS REAL Starpulse.com, CT http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/20...er_butt_is_real Aug 15 2007 Disgraced socialite Kim Kardashian denies she underwent surgery to improve her bottom, insisting it is her ethnicity that gives her curves. The pretty brunette - who hit the headlines last year when footage of a sex romp with rapper Ray J was leaked to an internet porn firm - claims she is not against cosmetic surgery, but does not think it is necessary given her natural curves. She says "Everyone now says I have a fake butt or butt implant. I'm Armenian; you should see all the women in my family. The women have bigger breasts and bigger butts. That's how I was born. I can't help it. I'm not gonna fight it. "I definitely need to work out more and tone up, but I'm proud of my body." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eva Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 KIM KARDASHIAN SAYS HER BUTT IS REAL Starpulse.com, CT http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/20...er_butt_is_real Aug 15 2007 Disgraced socialite Kim Kardashian denies she underwent surgery to improve her bottom, insisting it is her ethnicity that gives her curves. The pretty brunette - who hit the headlines last year when footage of a sex romp with rapper Ray J was leaked to an internet porn firm - claims she is not against cosmetic surgery, but does not think it is necessary given her natural curves. She says "Everyone now says I have a fake butt or butt implant. I'm Armenian; you should see all the women in my family. The women have bigger breasts and bigger butts. That's how I was born. I can't help it. I'm not gonna fight it. "I definitely need to work out more and tone up, but I'm proud of my body." so her boobies are real tooo yea right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 Kim Kardashian was an important scientist who helped expand the field of astronomy and spaceflight. Her work can now be observed as the Griffith Observatory or the internets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zartonk Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 I cannot stand her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK-47 Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 I wonder if she can speak or understand Armenian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 Kim Kardashian provided the mathematical calculation which allowed the completion of the internet. Al Gore claimed credit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zartonk Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 What are you saying mouse? Kardashian is the sole proponent of the M-theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVO Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 I think what hes trying to say, is that shes a nobody, and we shouldn't waste our time talking about her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 (edited) I think what hes trying to say, is that shes a nobody, and we shouldn't waste our time talking about her. You my friend are correct and you win a life sized replica of Kim Kardashian's arse made from Tempur-pedic! Edited August 19, 2007 by Anonymouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVO Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 (edited) Thanks for the prize, but no thanks. Now stop talking about her. Edited August 19, 2007 by Avo47 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 i'll take it since Avo wont. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aratta-Kingdom Posted August 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 KIM KARDASHIAN'S BIG FAT ARMENIAN BUTT Gawker, NY http://gawker.com/news/gigantic-asses/kim-...butt-289660.php Aug 14 2007 Urinatee Kim Kardashian wants you to know that not only is her ass real, it's genetic: "Everyone now says I have a fake butt or butt implant," the sizzling pseudo-celeb, who made an infamous sex tape with rapper Ray J, tells King magazine. "I'm Armenian; you should see all the women in my family. The women have bigger breasts and bigger butts. That's how I was born. I can't help it. I'm not gonna fight it. I definitely need to work out more and tone up, but I'm proud of my body." Good lord. No wonder the Turks tried to genocide these people out of existence. If we lived in a world full of enormous-titted women roaming the streets with impunity, how would we ever get through a work day with half a thought in our already tiny, petty little brain? There'd be too many gigantic asses to think about. ------------------------------------------- You guys have to admit, she's hot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moi Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 Does she even work? What is it that she does...except of course, hang out with Hiltons. She's a good looking girl, but all that doesn't matter because she's a nobody. Was it her or her sister Courtney who appeared in that dumb show called "Filthy Rich..." Anyone who ever participates in these meaningless and embarassing shows is a nobody and has no class. I don't understand how people can go on TV like that to embarass themselves. I sure wouldn't not want to associate myself with people like that. Crazy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 Does she even work? What is it that she does...except of course, hang out with Hiltons. She's a good looking girl, but all that doesn't matter because she's a nobody. Was it her or her sister Courtney who appeared in that dumb show called "Filthy Rich..." Anyone who ever participates in these meaningless and embarassing shows is a nobody and has no class. I don't understand how people can go on TV like that to embarass themselves. I sure wouldn't not want to associate myself with people like that. Crazy! Well lets see... She has a work out video. She opened a clothing store called Dash. Interview Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 Kim Kardashian was the author of George Bush's Iraq surge plan. It's not working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nairi Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 Arman, you are ascribing her masculine professions. She is a typical female, in your book. All she cares about are her looks, shopping, makeovers, chit-chatting about frivolous subjects, and probably happy to function as a birth-machine. You couldn't possibly find a more stereotypical female. Plus, she is Armenian. I think you may well have found your perfect match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 OK! Let’s get to the “butt”om of this thing. Let us all sing; Yes im anush Hayastani arevaham barn** em sirum ….. Ou Nayirian aghchikneri hezachkoun “butt” n em sirum. ** we will see what that means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 Hezachkoun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 (edited) Hezachkoun? Yes, dear Sip. "hezachkoun" not yezan vorik. Even if I have no idea what this whole thread is about, I would rather stop talking about how ample our "voriks" are and get to the "butt-om" of our concerns. How "ass-ininely" superficial can be when we have been the world's Butt of the joke ? Edited August 20, 2007 by Arpa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nairi Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 Arman? Is that his off the screen name is? You could have fooled me. I thought he was an alter ego of Ara Balioz/Bokhju-oghli, who between the two of them have never said anything of value except RIDICULE of our culture, not to mention the beutiful "ample butt" of our sisters and mothers that we love so! This is not a fair comparison. I know you don't like Ara, but you can't accuse him of being totally ignorant of Armenian history, arts, literature, language, and more. I have yet to see Arman quote a single line from our writers and philosophers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpa Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 This is not a fair comparison. I know you don't like Ara, but you can't accuse him of being totally ignorant of Armenian history, arts, literature, language, and more. I have yet to see Arman quote a single line from our writers and philosophers. You are so right. I may be the all time proverbial incarnation (marmnatsoum) of negativism, yet I give up hands down to Mr. Ara. As to Arman, or whatever the hell his mousy name name maybe. I wish he would shut up until he can convince us that he knows even a shred about Armenian culture, language and literature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Arman? Is that his off the screen name is? You could have fooled me. I thought he was an alter ego of Ara Balioz/Bokhju-oghli, who between the two of them have never said anything of value except RIDICULE of our culture, not to mention the beutiful "ample butt" of our sisters and mothers that we love so! You need to get out of the house more old man Arpa, or allow me to call you, Papa. I don't even know who you are and nor am I interested. But I am flattered that you get so worked up over me and you know so much about me. I guess you never learned to be satisfied with your own banal life and so, like a thrill seeker, you seek to find out about others to forget about your own putrid insignificance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 You are so right. I may be the all time proverbial incarnation (marmnatsoum) of negativism, yet I give up hands down to Mr. Ara. As to Arman, or whatever the hell his mousy name name maybe. I wish he would shut up until he can convince us that he knows even a shred about Armenian culture, language and literature. This is not a fair comparison. I know you don't like Ara, but you can't accuse him of being totally ignorant of Armenian history, arts, literature, language, and more. I have yet to see Arman quote a single line from our writers and philosophers. Since when did this thread become about me? I guess I was wrong to play nice and try to mend things. I must have been too much of an annoyance for one Dutchess of Holland so she had to get allies to feel more secure and better able to absorb my annoance and that would explain why this thread is now about me. Arpa Papa, I only live to be an eternal annoyance for you. And I'm sure, if you could, you would have me banned eternally from this place! Have you pleaded your case to the moderators? I cannot imagine the internet getting to someone so seriously unless one happens to be an old senile man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 (edited) Arman, you are ascribing her masculine professions. She is a typical female, in your book. All she cares about are her looks, shopping, makeovers, chit-chatting about frivolous subjects, and probably happy to function as a birth-machine. You couldn't possibly find a more stereotypical female. Plus, she is Armenian. I think you may well have found your perfect match. Great, so you read a few forums and you think you know my taste in women. But I'm glad you are looking out for me! Between you and Arpa Papa I don't know who to thank more for the attention. Edited August 21, 2007 by Anonymouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Kim Kardashian was in the Potsdam Conference and met Arpa Papa whereby she turned down his gestures for a date. He has been mad ever since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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