Turk Jokes

[karothegreat]

Here's a good joke I heard from a friend of mine

 

 

A turk is walking in a french mall and he feel's threatend by all those french around him so he goes to a gun shop

he comes inside and sees some big knifes and asks the soph keeper how much for those knifes

shop keeper: their not for sail

the turk is getting angry but he sees some guns and he asks how much for those guns

the shop keeper again tells him their not for sail

the turk is now really getting mad and he thinks this guy must be a real racist so he ask the shop keeper

have you got something against turks

the shop keeper says ya we have knifes gun what would you like

[AVO]

Once there was a turk, an American, a Russian and a tour guide, they were driving in the Sahara desert,

when suddenly, the car broke down. So they all got off, and the tour guide said, "Ok, don't panic, we will have to walk from now on, so each of you bring something with you that can be useful on the way."

So the American got food out of his bag, the tour guide said, "good thinking, we need food to survive."

The russian took his water with him, the tour guide said, "yes, we definetly need water."

Then the tour guide saw the turk breaking the car door off. And he brought it with him.

Then the tour guide said, "Why the hell have you brought a car door with you?"

The turk said, "Well, you see, if it gets really hot we can always roll down the window..."