Anonymouse Posted June 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 My powers allow me to make one funny post a month. I have a question. Is it pretentious and irritating to like chess or not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 I have a question. Is it pretentious and irritating to like chess or not? It's irritating when people ask you to play chess because if you're the kind of person who asks me to play chess with them you're going to win so why bother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 It's irritating when people ask you to play chess because if you're the kind of person who asks me to play chess with them you're going to win so why bother? I once beat an Asian at chess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 I once beat an Asian at chess. I thought you were gonna say Russian. Speakin' of Russian, I once beat a Russian in Vodka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 I thought you were gonna say Russian. Speakin' of Russian, I once beat a Russian in Vodka. I once beat a Russian with an Asian chess player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 I once beat a Russian with an Asian chess player. Asian chess players are black and they drink Jack Daniels and so they are Black Daniels. Throw in a Russian and you get a Black Russasian Vodka tonic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 Asian chess players are black and they drink Jack Daniels and so they are Black Daniels. Throw in a Russian and you get a Black Russasian Vodka tonic! You don't make sense. I'm off to bed. Sorry for the anticlimactic response. I will see you in court tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karothegreat Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 Anonymouse if I may ask what were you tring to do here :boldpurple: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Anonymouse if I may ask what were you tring to do here :boldpurple: What am I trying to do? I'm trying to get you to view this thread, make a post and reply and ask that question. Glad I can help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Mouseman what was in that cheese you had prior to these posts buddy. Very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted August 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Time to vindicate this thread for the third time. I wash my hair with mayonnaise and then wink at myself in the mirror and lick the extra mayo from my hand kind of sucking my fingers seductively and hoping that this is not offensive content for peeping toms who may be looking at me through the window and who happen to be underaged in a family friendly neighborhood. Say...what would pacman do if he used mayo on his head? He has no hands, much less fingers, so it's interesting. Why isn't pacman handicapped? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted August 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Time to vindicate this thread for the third time. I wash my hair with mayonnaise and then wink at myself in the mirror and lick the extra mayo from my hand kind of sucking my fingers seductively and hoping that this is not offensive content for peeping toms who may be looking at me through the window and who happen to be underaged in a family friendly neighborhood. Say...what would pacman do if he used mayo on his head? He has no hands, much less fingers, so it's interesting. Why isn't pacman handicapped? For a delicious on the go meal in the morning, try marinating chicken breasts in your hair overnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted August 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 For a delicious on the go meal in the morning, try marinating chicken breasts in your hair overnight. Thanks, but I keep a chicken breast in my pocket all day so when I'm done with work it's basically ready to eat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted August 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Thanks, but I keep a chicken breast in my pocket all day so when I'm done with work it's basically ready to eat! Actually, what I use for my hair instead of gel and mayo is wasabi. I use wasabi so that I may attract Asian women and live the stereotype dream of being a caucasian male with an asian female and together we can make an asian caucasian baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted August 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Actually, what I use for my hair instead of gel and mayo is wasabi. I use wasabi so that I may attract Asian women and live the stereotype dream of being a caucasian male with an asian female and together we can make an asian caucasian baby. I also recommend you use soy sauce for aftershave and garlic for deodorant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted August 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 I also recommend you use soy sauce for aftershave and garlic for deodorant. Did you know that you cannot fart and sneeze at the same time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Did you know that you cannot fart and sneeze at the same time? Let me guess my young friend, no, but I happen to like George Carlin as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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