Anonymouse Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 More importantly does he ever go to the bathroom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 (edited) More importantly does he ever go to the bathroom? Pac-man is a video game. I'm surprised you didn't pick up on this earlier. Edited June 28, 2007 by Anonymouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 Pac-man is a video game. I'm surprised you didn't pick up on this earlier. I thought it was a documentary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 I thought it was a documentary. Look at this dumb baby thinking you have to work a joystick for a documentary. *shakes head in disappointment* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 Look at this dumb baby thinking you have to work a joystick for a documentary. *shakes head in disappointment* Fine, you have proven you can be an ass. But it still hasn't answered my initial question. Do you think Pac-man ever gets full? Maybe he has a really high metabolism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 Fine, you have proven you can be an ass. But it still hasn't answered my initial question. Do you think Pac-man ever gets full? Maybe he has a really high metabolism? Why don't you shut up about that and go have sex instead of playing stupid video games, mmkay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 Why don't you shut up about that and go have sex instead of playing stupid video games, mmkay? Aliens are the reason the Democrats lost the 2004 election they worked with Bush to keep the "Revolution" (which was also caused by aliens [look at SETI signals during 1992-1993]) alive the only reason they failed was because there was a power outage right before the election and seti was being dismantled from within this is all documented Mark Foley is an alien Tom DeLay is a halfbreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 Aliens are the reason the Democrats lost the 2004 election they worked with Bush to keep the "Revolution" (which was also caused by aliens [look at SETI signals during 1992-1993]) alive the only reason they failed was because there was a power outage right before the election and seti was being dismantled from within this is all documented Mark Foley is an alien Tom DeLay is a halfbreed I am not an alien. However, I am the victim of a thousand words, raped and beaten down by the infidelity of those who speak. But I strive to be pure. I strive to be the one who survives and I can't tell you enough how important it is to be something that everyone isn't. It's beautiful to hunger for more than just pleasure. To set yourself apart from all the things that make you uniform with everyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 I am not an alien. However, I am the victim of a thousand words, raped and beaten down by the infidelity of those who speak. But I strive to be pure. I strive to be the one who survives and I can't tell you enough how important it is to be something that everyone isn't. It's beautiful to hunger for more than just pleasure. To set yourself apart from all the things that make you uniform with everyone else. That's cute an' all, but did you know that Jack Daniels is black? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 That's cute an' all, but did you know that Jack Daniels is black? He's half black. P.S. Be careful you aren't too vulgar, your posts might get deleted you dumbass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 He's half black. And he likes My Chemical Romance and posts on the internet so that cancels out any blackness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 And he likes My Chemical Romance and posts on the internet so that cancels out any blackness. I can just hear your rubbery wrists flapping up and down in anger as you type out your posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 I can just hear your rubbery wrists flapping up and down in anger as you type out your posts. Jack Daniels? More like Black Daniels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 Jack Daniels? More like Black Daniels. I'm black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 I'm black. Oh yea? I'm blacker than a 1000 moonless midnights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 Oh yea? I'm blacker than a 1000 moonless midnights. We don't even have that kind of technology yet you liar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 We don't even have that kind of technology yet you liar! It's time to send me black to the future Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 It's time to send me black to the future You mean like Benjamin "Freakin' Sweet Pimp" Franklin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 You mean like Benjamin "Freakin' Sweet Pimp" Franklin? Wu Tang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 Wu Tang. New Die hard movie awesome except bad guy is evil Ryan Seacrest and geek hero inexplicably listens to christian rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 New Die hard movie awesome except bad guy is evil Ryan Seacrest and geek hero inexplicably listens to christian rock After hearing that the latest movie in the Die Hard series was going to be pussified down to PG-13 for the safety of the mouthbreathers who take their 3-year-old crotch spawn to action movies, I've decided I've had it with paying for movies. Phuck the MPAA and phuck stupid Americans for allowing this society to be dumbed down to the point where East Timor can look at us and laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 After hearing that the latest movie in the Die Hard series was going to be pussified down to PG-13 for the safety of the mouthbreathers who take their 3-year-old crotch spawn to action movies, I've decided I've had it with paying for movies. Phuck the MPAA and phuck stupid Americans for allowing this society to be dumbed down to the point where East Timor can look at us and laugh. Enough of your rants! Post your superpowers so we see who's bettar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 Enough of your rants! Post your superpowers so we see who's bettar! When a brown recluse spider bit my hand, I now have the superpower to rapidly lose tissues and die also I have the power of projectile blood which stems from but a simple touch on the inside of my raw skinned nostrils (no boogers in there I promise) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 When a brown recluse spider bit my hand, I now have the superpower to rapidly lose tissues and die also I have the power of projectile blood which stems from but a simple touch on the inside of my raw skinned nostrils (no boogers in there I promise) I have the power to make women take their clothes off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted June 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 I have the power to make women take their clothes off. My powers allow me to make one funny post a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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