Anonymouse Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Here is the real story of why the Jews got the Ten Commandments and not the Mexicans, French, Arabs or Blacks. > God went to the Arabs and said, "I have > Commandments for you that > will make your lives better. > > The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" > > And the Lord said, "They are rules for living." > > "Can you give us an example?" > > "Thou shall not kill." > > "Not kill? > We're not interested." > > So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have > Commandments." > The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, > > "Honor thy Father and Mother." > > "Father? We don't know who our fathers are." > > We're not interested. > > Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have > Commandments." > > The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord > said > > "Thou shall not steal." > "Not steal? > > We're not interested." > > Then He went to the French and said, "I have > Commandments." > > The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, > > "Thou shall not commit adultery." > "Not commit adultery? > > We're not interested." > > Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have > Commandments." > "Commandments?" They said, > > "How much are they?" > > "They're free." > > "We'll take 10." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK-47 Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 I've heard this one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dianjan Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Error 404 Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 racial bs.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Maral asked me to post this so here it goes A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist takes out a needle to give the man a shot of Novacain. "No way, no needles, I can't stand needles." The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas but the man again objects. "No gas, please the mask on my face is suffocating to me." The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill. "No", said the patient, "I'm fine with pills." The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a sorryyyyy tablet." The patient says, "Wow, I didn't know sorryyyyy worked as a pain pill." "It doesn't" said the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull out your tooth." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted May 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 racial bs.. Oh no, it's Captin PC. Whatever will we do!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 I have no idea what Ed is talking about! I'm innocent here...I would never suggest he post a joke like that! that's my story and I'm stickin' to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Oh no, it's Captin PC. Whatever will we do!? hide? and for goodness sake stop being funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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