Nakharar Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 Air France: Any individual requiring Flight readily accepts nasty crashing experience Alitalia: Airplane Landed In Tokyo And Luggage In Alaska AA: Abort! Abort! American: Airline Meals Eaten Regularly Induces Cramps and Nausea BA (British Airways) : Bloody Awful BOAC: Better On A Camel Delta: Damaged Engines Limit Take-off Ability EL AL: Exploded Luggage -- Airliner Lost Emirates: English Managed, Indian Run, A Thousand Expats Suffering GARUDA (Indonesian): Good And Reliable.........Under Dutch Administration LOT (Polish Airlines): Luggage On Tarmack Lufthansa: Let Us Fiddle The Hostess And Not Say Anything Olympic: Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash Pan Am: Passengers Always Need A Mortician PIA (Pakistan Intl. Airlines): Passenger's Illegal Abductor Perhaps I Arrive Please Inform Allah Panic In Air QUANTAS: Quite A Nice Trip, Any Survivors? Sabena (Belgium): Such A Bad Experience; Never Again! TACA: Take A Coffin Along Tome Alcohol Cuanda Aborda THY (Turkish Airlines): They Hate You TWA: Terrorists With AK-47s United: U Need Insurance That Exempts Death US Air: Underwater seats available in rear Virgin: Very Interesting Ride Going Into Nymphos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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