Azat Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10. Oh no... a flash headache. 11. (giggle and point) 12. Can I be honest with you? 13. How sweet, you brought incense. 14. This explains your car. 15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 16. Why is God punishing me? 17. At least this won't take long. 18. I never saw one like that before. 19. But it still works, right? 20. It looks so unused. 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 23. Are you cold? 24. If you get me real drunk first..... 25. Is that an optical illusion? 26. What is that? 27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 28. Does it come with an air pump? 29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.. 30. I guess this makes me the early bird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armen Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 Oh man ... Each one is like a sharp knife in your throat. It is sooo much easier to be a woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantom22 Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 Azat, Are you serious? Never have I had a woman say any of these things when we were naked. I have heard things like. 1. You are so much older than me, but you butt is less saggy than mine. 2. Let's not get out of bed today. 3. You have a beautiful woman here, and you want to go out on the town? (this after a few hours in bed) 4. You are so hairless for an Armenian. Are you sure that you are Armenian? 5. What you lack in size, you sure do make up for it in technique. 6. Let's do it again. 7. It looks so much better that way, the American way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armjan Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 4. You are so hairless for an Armenian. Are you sure that you are Armenian? you are one lucky fellow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armen Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 (edited) Azat, Are you serious? Never have I had a woman say any of these things when we were naked. I have heard things like. 1. You are so much older than me, but you butt is less saggy than mine. 2. Let's not get out of bed today. 3. You have a beautiful woman here, and you want to go out on the town? (this after a few hours in bed) 4. You are so hairless for an Armenian. Are you sure that you are Armenian? 5. What you lack in size, you sure do make up for it in technique. 6. Let's do it again. 7. It looks so much better that way, the American way. style_images/master/snapback.png Phantom, how much does it cost in total to hear all those things? As you noted, you paid $200 for "Let's not get out of bed today" and $600 for "Let's do it again". That's pretty costly I would say. Edited March 13, 2005 by Armen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantom22 Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 Nope. Never have paid a dime up front. Owning a sports car, living in a place with a view and wine-ing and dining doesn't hurt however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armjan Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 Nope. Never have paid a dime up front. Owning a sports car, living in a place with a view and wine-ing and dining doesn't hurt however. style_images/master/snapback.png got me curious, what view do u enjoy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantom22 Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 When I lived in LA, the view of the LA basin from Mulholland Drive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accelerated Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 Nope. Never have paid a dime up front. Owning a sports car, living in a place with a view and wine-ing and dining doesn't hurt however. Your a sick-c##t! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maral Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10. Oh no... a flash headache. 11. (giggle and point) 12. Can I be honest with you? 13. How sweet, you brought incense. 14. This explains your car. 15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 16. Why is God punishing me? 17. At least this won't take long. 18. I never saw one like that before. 19. But it still works, right? 20. It looks so unused. 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 23. Are you cold? 24. If you get me real drunk first..... 25. Is that an optical illusion? 26. What is that? 27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 28. Does it come with an air pump? 29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.. 30. I guess this makes me the early bird style_images/master/snapback.png my favorite is... 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siamanto Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 (edited) Azat, Are you serious? Never have I had a woman say any of these things when we were naked. I have heard things like. 1. You are so much older than me, but you butt is less saggy than mine. 2. Let's not get out of bed today. 3. You have a beautiful woman here, and you want to go out on the town? (this after a few hours in bed) 4. You are so hairless for an Armenian. Are you sure that you are Armenian? 5. What you lack in size, you sure do make up for it in technique. 6. Let's do it again. 7. It looks so much better that way, the American way. style_images/master/snapback.png phantom22, I'm really impressed; but, much more impressed by Azat's uncountable conquests at a very early age! A record of only seven different "comments" at an age where a partner whit a "saggy butt" tells you: "You are so much older than me," looks pale and mediocre compared to Azat's thirty before his body started developing! (Number 30 i.e. "30. I guess this makes me the early bird" should have been a clue!) Reading Azat's notes, one can only conclude that 1- He has/had an irresistible charm, even at an early age 2- He has an excellent memory. Often, those who remember are more sensitive and considerate 3- He has a healthy sense of humor to share such - apparently - embarrassing moments with us 4- He is secure enough to share such - apparently - embarrassing moments with us 5- He is honest about his past. After all, he had little to hide! Edited March 13, 2005 by Siamanto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelotus Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 11. (giggle and point) style_images/master/snapback.png http://die-pretty.net/forum/images/smiles/172.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sev-mard Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 (edited) 30 Things I Have Heard From Women When Naked -Azat I don't know, maybe it's me but yerp yes nerk em, et tesak baner chem lsum. Edited March 16, 2005 by sev-mard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nairi Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 I don't think Azat has ever been naked with a woman j/k bud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siamanto Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 -Azat I don't know, maybe it's me but yerp yes nerk em, et tesak baner chem lsum. style_images/master/snapback.png Maybe you don't pay enough attention to what others say when you work! PS. I'm painting my appartment, do you want to nerkel with me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sev-mard Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 Maybe you don't pay enough attention to what others say when you work! PS. I'm painting my appartment, do you want to nerkel with me? style_images/master/snapback.png merk, merk! Damn I read that character wrong..heheh That's what happens when you're reading hayaren-ov and make a mistake. I guess ladies wouldn't have much to say when I'm "nerk-ing" besides, nice "technique" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted March 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 Well it depends what you use to hold the brush with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted March 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 (edited) I don't think Azat has ever been naked with a woman j/k bud style_images/master/snapback.png See this is the abuse I take on a daily basis. I have been naked with a woman. But she had a huge syringe in her hands and was giving me a shot... ---- And no it was not Extra who was giving me the shot Edited March 17, 2005 by Azat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siamanto Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 I guess ladies wouldn't have much to say when I'm "nerk-ing" besides, nice "technique" style_images/master/snapback.png Nice "tech-nique!!!" Amot kez! Is our cunning linguist familiar with French slang? Let me know if you don't find the "unspeakable" word! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtraHye Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 And no it was not Extra who was giving me the shot style_images/master/snapback.png Who said anything about me giving you the shot. Unless that's what you really want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 (edited) 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10. Oh no... a flash headache. 11. (giggle and point) 12. Can I be honest with you? 13. How sweet, you brought incense. 14. This explains your car. 15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 16. Why is God punishing me? 17. At least this won't take long. 18. I never saw one like that before. 19. But it still works, right? 20. It looks so unused. 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 23. Are you cold? 24. If you get me real drunk first..... 25. Is that an optical illusion? 26. What is that? 27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 28. Does it come with an air pump? 29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.. 30. I guess this makes me the early bird style_images/master/snapback.png Well at least your nekkid body evokes 30 sayings. For me they usually just stare in silence as they walk backward. Edited March 17, 2005 by Anonymouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted March 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 Well at least your nekkid body evokes 30 sayings. For me they usually just stare in silence as they walk backward. style_images/master/snapback.png HAHHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted March 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 Ohhh wait, is there a reason why they walk backward as you take off your clothes? hmmmm. you lucky dog... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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