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The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.

* Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

 

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

* Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

 

Beauty is only a light switch away.

* Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.

 

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.

* Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.

 

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"

* Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.

 

God made pot. Man made beer. Whom do you trust?

* The Irish Times, Washington, DC

 

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

* The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

 

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her.

* Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

 

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

* Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.

 

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

* Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.

 

Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!

* Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana.

 

God is dead. -Nietzsche; Nietzsche is dead. -God

* The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, DC

 

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.

* Revolution Books. New York, New York

 

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

* Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.

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WARNING: Some of the comments on this site are offensive and some are really nasty/sick. There are some funny/clever ones but I don't have the time to copy and paste them all here.

 

 

Women who seek equality with men lack ambition

From Alpha Forest

:D

 

My hubby and I have a magical relationship. Whenever I ask him to do something, he disappears. ;)

 

Techological advancement have improved our ways to communicate with one another. Now more people can tell you how much they hate you.

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No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her.

* Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

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My experience says:

" Depending on how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her."

 

By the way, is the following a "criticism" - "criticism" may not be the right/best word - of men or women?

"No matter how bad she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her. "

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

* The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

Ah, someone had that on a placard during the anti-war protests - "Bombing for peace is like ***ing for virginity!" Anyone remember that?

 

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her.

* Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

"For every beautiful woman there's a man tired of screwing her." - Christian Troy, Nip/Tuck. :P

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