Nané Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. * Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. * Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL Beauty is only a light switch away. * Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina. I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. * Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts. Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" * Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia. God made pot. Man made beer. Whom do you trust? * The Irish Times, Washington, DC Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. * The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her. * Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina. At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. * Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. * Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona. Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married! * Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana. God is dead. -Nietzsche; Nietzsche is dead. -God * The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, DC If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. * Revolution Books. New York, New York A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. * Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nané Posted February 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 (edited) Here's Some More WARNING: Some of the comments on this site are offensive and some are really nasty/sick. There are some funny/clever ones but I don't have the time to copy and paste them all here. Women who seek equality with men lack ambition From Alpha Forest My hubby and I have a magical relationship. Whenever I ask him to do something, he disappears. Techological advancement have improved our ways to communicate with one another. Now more people can tell you how much they hate you. Edited February 14, 2005 by Sulamita Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siamanto Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 (edited) No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her. * Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina. style_images/master/snapback.png My experience says: " Depending on how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her." By the way, is the following a "criticism" - "criticism" may not be the right/best word - of men or women? "No matter how bad she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her. " Edited February 14, 2005 by Siamanto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. * The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Ah, someone had that on a placard during the anti-war protests - "Bombing for peace is like ***ing for virginity!" Anyone remember that? No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her. * Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina. "For every beautiful woman there's a man tired of screwing her." - Christian Troy, Nip/Tuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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