Ashot

you are more than welcome Anoushik jan!!!

Kyanqne akntart mi yeraze bart!!!

Mexkaaaa LOL

"Reaincarnation" "Veratsenund" Hetaqerqir depqa!!!

Nayats umes hartsenum Har jan... dzhvar hartser

Iharke Harut jan!!! Barov tesanq!

One day Timmy came home from school very excited... "Mommy, Mommy, guess what? Today in English I got all the way to the end of the alphabet, and everyone else got messed up around 'P'!" His mother said, "Very good, dear. That's because you're a bari player." The next day, Timmy was even more excited. "Mommy, Mommy, guess what! Today in math I counted all the way to ten, but everyone else got messed up around seven!" "Very good, dear," his mother replied. "That's because you're a bari player." On the third day, Timmy was beside himself. "Mommy, Mommy, today we measured ourselves and I'm the tallest one in my class! Is that because I'm a bari player?" "No dear," she said. "That's because you're 27 years old."

Bro miamit achqer mi ara, you'll be like what did I do now??? lol

Couple of jokes adding to Azat's great joke - Azat jan shat lavner!!! A girl went out on a date with a trumpet player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was it? Did his embouchure make him a great kisser?" "Nah," the first girl replied. "That dry, tight, tiny little pucker; it was no fun at all." The next night she went out with a tuba player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was his kissing?" "Ugh!" the first girl exclaimed. "Those huge, rubbery, blubbery, slobbering slabs of meat; oh, it was just gross!" The next night she went out with a French horn player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was his kissing?" "Well," the first girl replied, "his kissing was just so-so; but I loved the way he held me!" A drummer, sick of all the drummer jokes, decides to change his instrument. After some thought, he decides on the accordion. So he goes to the music store and says to the owner, "I'd like to look at the accordions, please." The owner gestures to a shelf in the corner and says "All our accordions are over there." After browsing, the drummer says, "I think I'd like the big red one in the corner." The store owner looks at him and says, "You're a drummer, aren't you?" The drummer, crestfallen, says, "How did you know?" The store owner says, "That `big red accordion' is the radiator." And Finally ~Musical Horoscopes~ Flutes: If you are a flute player then you're probably smart, strong, out-going, and have a lot of friends. But you might want to watch out for low brass players because some of them may not enjoy your high pitched melodies. Compatibility: Trumpets, clarinets and saxophone players are OK, but stay clear from tuba players. Clarinet: If you play the clarinet then you're most likely to be strong, and strong-willed, skilled and talented, smart, and of course, romantic. The future is always in your past and the past is always in your future. As the same for flute players, watch out for the low brass section. Compatibility: Flutes, trumpet and French horn players are advised. Oboe: If the oboe is your skill then you are smart, very talented, well rounded, cunning, dexterous, and clever. Beware of clarinets though, because its just genetic for them to dislike you. Compatibility: Flutes, French horns, and trumpet players are all right, but steer clear from clarinets. Bassoon: If you play the bassoon, then congratulations, you could probably get a scholarship where-ever you want. The "requirements" of a bassoon player is being smart, flexible durability, expressive, affected, and pulchritude. Your biggest concern is the trombones, because when you are not there, they have to play your cues. Compatibility: Clarinets, oboes, French horns, trumpets are OK, but reflect the trombones. Bass Clarinet: If you play this instrument then you are smart, fun, outgoing, "wild", open-minded, and talented. You really don't have any concerns to think about, so have fun! Compatibility: Whatever you choose. Saxophone: Saxophone players can vary. You can get all different shapes and sizes of saxophones that it's not even funny! Basically, what all saxophone players have in common is they're all gifted. But beware of trumpet players for their music is not always as cool as yours. Compatibility: Clarinets, other saxophones, French horns, trombones, and baritones are OK, trumpets are a no, no. Trumpet: If the trumpet is your name then flying is your game. Your music can be hard work, but let yourself soar, because intelligence is your strong point and slaking is your weak. I suggest keeping your eye out for everyone because the trumpet position is a well desired spotlight. Compatibility: Flutes, clarinets, oboes, bassoons and bass clarinets are A-OK! But saxophones are your nightmare. French horn: Playing the French horn can be demanding work, but your quiet personality can overcome. Whether its blowing through the mellophone, or triple tonguing your concert solo........ French horns........ our hats off to you. Like the bass clarinets, you have no enemies, so smile, and I hope that made your day. Compatibility: Who wouldn't love ya?! Trombones: Well trombones. I must say you are very determined people. You should hold your head with pride because the trombone is a tricky instrument to master, and if you've played on into high school then you are truly gifted. But I would advise you not to strut too much because the bassoon is not on your side. And another thing, you are most likely not compatible with fellow low brass players, so don't even try. Compatibility: Saxophones, bass clarinets, and of course, French horns. Baritones: If you play the baritone then you are most likely strong, smart, out-going, open-minded and misunderstood. Unfortunately the baritone is the only brass instrument that is not included in a orchestra. For that we're sorry, the baritone has earned its right there. Your enemy is most likely the trombones, they just don't know it. Keep your senses keen! Compatibility: Like the trombones, stay away from other low brass. But! Bass clarinets, French horns and saxophones are OK. Tubas: If you play this "umpa, umpa" then you are most likely to be like the bass clarinets. Out-going, "wild" and open minded. Congratulations, you've strived to be different in this world. Not only that but if you play this monstrosity of a horn then you are probably in good shape. As far as your enemies I would say it would be the entire woodwind section, because it is your mission and goal in life to over play them in band. But of course the bass clarinets and saxophones love you because you share the same mission. Compatibility: Well since the low brass isn't advised and the wood winds hate you, all that is left is, saxophones, bass clarinets, French horns, and the trumpets, or percussionist. Percussionist: Well what kind I say about percussionist? Heck they are basically from their own planet. Their smart, talented, and well skilled in the art of playing with sticks. The only real enemy of the percussion is the Band Director, so watch your step. And if you happen to be the Band Director's child, then I'm sorry, I can't help you there, I'm only a web page provider. Compatibility: Who knows?

Maral jan, out of the people out here, I would have to say, You don't know me but... from what i have seen you are not boring, I actually enjoy reading teh stuff you write, so don't even think you are boring... keep on writing we love reading your stories too!!!

Em jan, yes @ndunumem, yev asumem qez himigvanits vor imanas, axperner unes ashxare karota mnum nman axperner unenaluts, nents vor ker xmi qef ara sharunak ashxar@ qamie votit tak, u te mior qez vat kzgas yexporneret che moranas, menq kangnatsenq ko mechqin, inchpes sarer@ mer hin!!!

I should like to see any power in this world destroy this race, this small tribe of unimportant people whose history is ended, whsoe wars have been fought and lost, whose structures have crumbled, whose literature is unread, whose music is unheard, and whose prayers are no more answered. Go ahead, destroy this race! Destroy Armenia! See if you can do it. Send them from their homes into the desert. Let them have neither bread nor water. Burn their homes and churches. Then, see if they will not laugh again, see if they will not sing and pray again. For, when two of them meet anywhere in the world, see if they will not create a NEW ARMENIA. nents vor im barekam, anhenarina vor menq churaxananq, che parenq, yev @ndmisht txur linenq!!!

Anoushik jan, personally I know HyeForum trough one and only MosJan, him and his brother are my best friends... In regards to where you know HyeForum I may be able to remind you - www.Armenians.com

Like Mos said, we start on the 24th and finish on february 23rd!!! Yeehah!!!

Amen to that brother!

Ed jan, hamel barev dzez, esor chem barevel bolorit!!!, ha inchei asum Ed jan stextsagortsutyunnere yerp vor txrutsyun chen unenum apa kortsenumen irents nshanakutsyunner@, chishtes karelie urax verchabanutsyun unenal mek mek, bayts petqe ampayman txrutsyun@ lini vor azdetsik tpavorutsyun toghni!!! Incha kartsiqiek??? Karevor@ vor menq gitenq vor Anin uraxa, teche banastextsutsyun@ txura te che eti Ani lav linelu masin hech voch mi ban chi asum, karevr@ Ani jan vor do urax lines i srte, isk or txres ampayman mez lur tur, sari pes kangnatsenq!!!

Anoushik jan, very interesting topic!!! Why do you like Hyeforum? It is one of the few places where I can freely express myself and yet when I get an answer back wether it is positive or negative, I feel good and reliefed about it... there are not too many places where you can express youself and be corrected withough getting offended, here you don't get offended because of the people around you, all of them are good people and especially very educated and smart!!! What does Hyeforum mean in your daily life as an Armenian? Wow, I don't recall how many days I have been a member, but in this few days it plays a huge role in my daily life, I can't let the day pass unless I have at least 20 posts... It's driving me nuts if I don't talk to you all!!! How often do you visit Hyeforum, and could you stay away from Hyeforum for a week even if you had the time to visit it? Who'd even want to try that experiment? I visit HyeForum every minute if possible, unless I have something to do... but I can't imagine not reading the topics and replies the same day, can't wait till tomorow... too eager to do so!!! What do you like about the members of Hyeforum? Everything: they all are friendly, helpfull, cheerfull, smart, etc... Do you have any fun memories you'd like to share from Hyeforum? Not so much, but i would say everyday has been fun and it's being shared in the posts!!! How would you feel if you woke up tomorrow and Hyeforum was gone? Mos jan, tents ban chanes... teche yes kezayranam u hatsadul kanem... Very nice topic again, I like it!!! Yours trully Ashot!!!

De eta hents qaghaqi masina!!!

Bayts gites che qo nickov qaghaq goyutsyun uni, hesa hayatarareluem vor et qaghaqitses... nents vor nick it masin mtatsi... lol

Ani jan, im imanalov 40 akan tvakannerin yerp vor martiq gaxtumein Hayastan artasahmanits, nranq dzerpakalvumein, yerpemn aqsorvum... nman patmutyun karoghe patahele qo horakan papiki het, te teghekutsyun chunes? Incheve, anchap shnorhakalem qo patmutsyan masin, shat hetaqerqirer imanal!

From what I know Kurdistan was a neutral place for Armenians in 1915... Besides what's the point of putting Armenians vs. Muslims? brings out to an arguement between Armenians and the whole Muslim world. In a way this guy is sayin if you are against Turks then you are agains the whole Muslim world. If that is the case then Armenians should be backed up from the Christian world... which brings everything to a religious fight, which is what the Jews want... don't make sence, and the phraze Armenians vs. Mulsims should be investigated and revised, unless they really want to have a religion war!

Mos jan, I would not call yours a gamble, it's more of a win/win situatuion, I have seen many in the same field and yet you are too good to be in a competition, in a way you know what you are doing and what you invest in!!!

Ani jan, chem sirum vochmi banits het mnal!!! shat mets hatchuyqov nerka kelinei Tatai hamerkin, yes ira yerq@ shatem sirum!!! Usti chekaroghatsa hargeli patcharnerov nerka linem... Uraxem vor lav zhamankes antskatsrel... Hamel im kartsiqov chein kara ham@ shat hanein, mi sharq goghakannerelein nerka hamerkin, indz tvuma dael ira teghin inch vor mi chap vaxetsrets yeritasart tghanerin miqich irents controli mech mnal!!!

et vor lataryai tever@ asela mihat indzel asa, yesel arnem!!! Xexch harut - xelq@ t@vela avtonerin, poxanak miqich zoqanjin ta, gone hete lav lini, patkeratsnumem vor Harute lav chelni - pahooooo...

Anahit jan, ketse mer herosnere, yev oghormi bolor hantsavornerin... Yes partsenumem qo papiki nman andznavorutsyunnerits! Ch@ morananq vor, nayev qaghaqain gortsichnernelen shat mets der xaghatsel ayt zhamanak! Shat hetaqerqir patmutyuner, shnorhakalem mez het kiselu qo papikneri patmutsyunner@!!!