Eva

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I've a phobia towards elevators.Usually I try not to use elevators..Hopefully this won't happen to me ever.............elevator

I have seen this one many times, but it's a good one, and I think most of the members know russian, so feel free.

hayastan click on WATCH MOVIE

i haven't tried, have you?

of course not,,,but who knows..LOLL

Write a song together. Take an art class together. Give each other a manicure. Study the Gospel together. Walk down a busy road eating M & M's and wave at the cars that are the same color as the M & M you just ate.

8. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. Good one,....

ՏԽՈՒՐ ԶՐՈԻՅՑ Կապույտ երկնքի ոսկեղեն աստղե՛ր, Ձեր հեռվից դուք միշտ տեսնում եք նրան. Ասացե՛ք, արդյոք նա էլ թախծո՞ւմ էր, Արդյոք տրտո՞ւմ էր նա էլ ինձ նըման։ Խորհրդագետնե՛ր, դուք տեսնում եք միշտ.— Արդյոք մենա՞կ էր նա էլ ինձ նըման, Թե ընկեր գտած ժպտում էր անվիշտ, Ե՛վ փայփայում էր, և՛ սիրում նրան։ Խորհրդագետներ, դուք ժպտում եք լուռ, Դուք լուռ ժպտում եք իմ ցավի վըրա.— Նա քեզ մոռացած՝ վաղուց ամենուր Ծաղրում է քո խենթ խոսքերը հիմա...

ЗИМНИЙ ВЕЧЕР Буря мглою небо кроет, Вихри снежные крутя; То, как зверь, она завоет, То заплачет, как дитя, То по кровле обветшалой Вдруг соломой зашумит, То, как путник запоздалый, К нам в окошко застучит. Наша ветхая лачужка И печальна и темна. Что же ты, моя старушка, Приумолкла у окна? Или бури завываньем Ты, мой друг, утомлена, Или дремлешь под жужжаньем Своего веретена? Выпьем, добрая подружка Бедной юности моей, Выпьем с горя; где же кружка? Сердцу будет веселей. Спой мне песню, как синица Тихо за морем жила; Спой мне песню, как девица За водой поутру шла. Буря мглою небо кроет, Вихри снежные крутя; То, как зверь, она завоет, То заплачет, как дитя. Выпьем, добрая подружка Бедной юности моей, Выпьем с горя; где же кружка? Сердцу будет веселей. WINTER EVENING The storm wind covers the sky Whirling the fleecy snow drifts, Now it howls like a wolf, Now it is crying, like a lost child, Now rustling the decayed thatch On our tumbledown roof, Now, like a delayed traveller, Knocking on our window pane. Our wretched little cottage Is gloomy and dark. Why do you sit all silent Hugging the window, old gran? Has the howling of the storm Wearied you, at last, dear friend? Or are you dozing fitfully Under the spinning wheel's humming? Let us drink, dearest friend To my poor wasted youth. Let us drink from grief - Where's the glass? Our hearts at least will be lightened. Sing me a song of how the bluetit Quietly lives across the sea. Sing me a song of how the young girl Went to fetch water in the morning. The storm wind covers the sky Whirling the fleecy snow drifts Now it howls like a wolf, Now it is crying, like a lost child. Let us drink, dearest friend To my poor wasted youth. Let us drink from grief - Where's the glass? Our hearts at least will be lightened.

Я вас любил.../I loved you once.. Я вас любил: любовь еще, быть может В душе моей угасла не совсем; Но пусть она вас больше не тревожит; Я не хочу печалить вас ничем. Я вас любил безмолвно, безнадежно, То робостью, то ревностью томим; Я вас любил так искренно, так нежно, Как дай вам бог любимой быть другим. I loved you once: perhaps that love has yet To die down thoroughly within my soul; But let it not dismay you any longer; I have no wish to cause you any sorrow. I loved you wordlessly, without a hope, By shyness tortured, or by jealousy. I loved you with such tenderness and candor And pray God grants you to be loved that way again.

ЛИЛЕ Лила, Лила! я страдаю Безотрадною тоской, Я томлюсь, я умираю, Гасну пламенной душой; Но любовь моя напрасна: Ты смеешься надо мной. Смейся, Лила: ты прекрасна И бесчувственной красой.

Dear forum members, I would like to ask your opinion regarding this topic. For some, it may seem funny, on the other hand it may sound challenging.Please take you time to explore the topic and remember your high school chemistry... BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death. Dihydrogen monoxide: * is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain. * contributes to the "greenhouse effect." * may cause severe burns. * contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape. * accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals. * may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes. * has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients. Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions! Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California. Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used: * as an industrial solvent and coolant. * in nuclear power plants. * in the production of styrofoam. * as a fire retardant. * in many forms of cruel animal research. * in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical. * as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products. Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer! The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use. SHOULD WE BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE???????

On June 1, Ohan Duryan was taken to the Nairi medical center after suffering a heart attack. Doctors said that the maestro’s health conditions were bad. Today Ohan Duryan had to leave for Moscow to rehearse with the Russian symphonic orchestra. Later, on June 8, he had to leave for China to take part in the concert dedicated to the Russian Day in China. “He was feeling very well and did his job. He even joked and said that he had managed to learn the Chinese march during that time. He felt very well, he had even driven his car that day, we talked to him that day and he said that he was fine”, assures Vahan Vardapetyan. He said that on the way to the hospital, Ohan Duryan said that he had to work the next day.

В Москве Зимой ( winter in Moscow)

You think that the Armenians invented everything You can pronounce "gh" and "kh" and are proud of it You believe that the most important people in history must have Armenian blood in them.... At meetings, you MUST state your opinion, even if it is EXACTLY the same as someone else's who just spoke You were overjoyed when you learned that Principal Skinner was Armenian You are over 30, male, and still living at home Your sweat smells like garlic or basterma Your make up rhyming words that start with the letter "M" like "oosh, moosh" or "duhkegh, muhkegh" You know the meaning of "shesh besh" Someone in your family sells carpets or jewellery Your father is an import-export contractor, or you don't know what he does Are you an Armenian? Test Take this self scoring test and find out! Give yourself one point for each "yes" you give to the following statements: You have at least one Persian rug or crocheted tablecloth. You frequently use expressions like "oaf, eeh, and eyaah." You talk with your hands when you're on the phone. You have at least one inlaid tavli board in your closet. You have philo dough, string cheese or See's candy in your freezer. You think Fresno is the capital of California. You get five o'clock shadow at two-thirty. (men) You serve hummus and tabbouleh with your taco chips. You don't buy anything unless you can get it for at least 50%off. You have at least one fruit tree and a patch of mint growing in your back yard. You save string and toothpicks from restaurants. You think a "chinook" is a shelf to display your teapots. You have a crock of clarified butter under your sink. You have a picture of Mt. Ararat hanging in your garage. You have a jar of tuttu/turshi in your refrigerator or a box of Uncle Ben's converted rice in your pantry. You think the Star Trek Kardasians are an ancient Armenian tribe. You shovel food on other people's plates when they aren't looking You think pilaf is one of the four food groups. Super bonus points: Add two points if you've ever told anyone that former California Governor George Deukmejian was a relative. Add two points if you have a video tape of old "Mannix" reruns. Add five points if you have a recording of Charles Aznavour. Interpreting your score: 0-5 points: Let's face it, you're an odar. 6-10 points: You probably know a lot of Armenians or are married to one. 11-15 points: Chances are extremely high that you're Armenian. 15-20 or more: There's no doubt about it, you'll never fool anyone. You're probably planning a trip to the old country right now. Retrieved from "http://www.armeniapedia.org/index.php?title=Jokes_about_Armenians" Let's not take this too personally, please.....

The member of Federal council of the RF Federal Assembly from Kalmikia Levon Chakhmakhchian was deprived of powers of the senator of Russia before the appointed time yesterday. Chakhmakhchian has been caught taking 300 $ thousands as bribe. Special operation was conducted in Moscow on 2 of June. Money taken from Levon Chakhmakhchian had been marked by a special material. Special services were checking the information about taking bribes by officials of high rank instead of taking facts from the materials of checking of the Counting Chamber. According to the information of Federal Service of the Security those money were the part of the bribe. The remain part of money should be passed to his account. The whole sum of the bribe is 1,5$million. Chakhmakhchian himself considers this as a slander the president of one of the Air Companies has organized against him. According to some information Chakhmakhchian son-in-law was also arrested who is the assistant of the auditor of the Counting Chamber. We should remind that Chakhmakhchian has worked for many years in the Central Committee of the Armenian Communistic Party. (Aravot.am)

smiling spider spirit forest crying spider

I still recall the wondrous moment When you appeared before my eyes, Just like a fleeting apparition, Just like pure beauty's distillation. When'er I languished in the throes of hopeless grief Amid the troubles of life's vanity, Your sweet voice lingered on in me, Your dear face came to me in dreams. Years passed. The raging, gusty storms Dispersed my former reveries, And I forgot your tender voice, Your features so divine. In exile, in confinement's gloom, My uneventful days wore on, Bereft of awe and inspiration Bereft of tears, of life, of love. My soul awakened once again: And once again you came to me, Just like a fleeting apparition Just like pure beauty's distillation. My heart again resounds in rapture, Within it once again arise Feelings of awe and inspiration, Of life itself, of tears, and love.

Я помню чудное мгновенье: Передо мной явилась ты, Как мимолетное виденье, Как гений чистой красоты. В томленьях грусти безнадежной В тревогах шумной суеты, Звучал мне долго голос нежный, И снились милые черты. Шли годы. Бурь порыв мятежной Рассеял прежние мечты, И я забыл твой голос нежный, Твои небесные черты. В глуши, во мраке заточенья Тянулись тихо дни мои Без божества, без вдохновенья, Без слез, без жизни, без любви. Душе настало пробужденье: И вот опять явилась ты, Как мимолетное виденье, Как гений чистой красоты. И сердце бьется в упоенье, И для него воскресли вновь И божество, и вдохновенье, И жизнь, и слезы, и любовь.

I actually remember how my grandfater used to hybrid the trees back in Armenia.First, he would cut a part from the tree, which he wanted to be hybrited then, he would attach another piece of a tree, which had been peeled from another tree into that original cut that he made, and then he would hold them together with a ribbon untill the tree's "wound" would heel.So then we get one tree with different fruits, how convenient. I am hoping this will help you......

Australia

Nobody is wrong here, you can't blame anyoneof being wrong, it's just they have their opinions likewise you have your opinion too.

i made her sneeze the whole time,,,

That's a good one..