lady of grace

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his Mom on top of his dad, bouncing up and down. The Mom sees her son and quickly dismounts. Worried about what her son has seen, she dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his Mom and asks, "What were you and dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time", says the boy. "Why is that?" asked his Mom, puzzled. "Well, when you go shopping, the lady next door comes over, gets on her knees, and blows it right back up."

A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years. He runs away, finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns but, instead, finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up on a chair. While tying the girl up on the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he is in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in prison and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you and let him do what he wants. This guy could be dangerous, if he gets angry, he might kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." The wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay and found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too....

hi guys! there is another site: www.armeniandatingservice.com... interesting posts, more serious people... I don't take those sites seriously, specially for those from CA, surrounded with so many Armenians.. Anyway, I made good friends there... its interesting to hear everyone's reason to be on the site.. I use the same nick as here.. I haven't posted my pic, b/c I want the other girls to get opportunities.

pahhh? du gites? I was going to send you the lion thing.. take care!

Azat? Do you still have the following email? aaslanyan@hotmail.com

Thank you Azi....! I have a very good friend name Azat, I call him Azi... do you mind?

Azat... thanks.... it worked.... I have this great email from a friend titled "man before and after marriage" and its interpreted by lions... very funny... but I wouldn't know how to post it here and its a bit rated... Thanks Azat jan...

Thank you Azat jan... Azat? I really love your avatar...That's so neat.. I'm a leo born in rabbit year.. Is it possible for you to put one for me? Please? I think its more girly.. You should change yours to roaring lion...

Azat: Azat... shat zarmatsats chelines? tenumes ashxarum incher kan? pises sovorel computere demt, amboghj ore IPREV gortses anum.. But I missed your good jokes... I read them all... We need new ones.. Come-on...

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Happy B-Day Aneta (Sulamita) May all the years forward grant you health, wealth and continues passion to write. I was amazed at your Xent Axchik poem..

Come-on... I don't think you guys are naïve. Stress, wine, privacy, b/f & g/f, great talk….why do you think he left @3:00? I’m sure they had a HAPPY ending with lots of RELIEF…. And if they didn’t, it was her fault… The woman needs to take care of her man in every situation…

Seaphan... this was good... well, good luck in both hoods ....

Sip.. you should know better, you ask before you change. I liked with >> characters. Can you add them back to each line? Thank you looks much better... I checked your website... it was really cool... Glendaletsies che?

SLOW DANCE Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores Running through your head? You'd better slow down Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Ever told your child, We'll do it tomorrow? And in your haste, Not see his sorrow? Ever lost touch, Let a good friendship die Cause you never had time To call and say,"hi" You'd better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. When you run so fast to get somewhere You miss half the fun of getting there. When you worry and hurry through your day, It is like an unopened gift.... Thrown away. Life is not a race. Do take it slower Hear the music Before the song is over. --- I hope you don't mind but I took out all the extra > > characters. --Sip