Azat Posted April 21, 2003 Report Share Posted April 21, 2003 Just for you Lady~~~~~~~~~~~ There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles, so she decidedto kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree andwrote this note: "I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 AM. Signed - "The Blonde" She pinned the note inside the boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag, behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Also inside the bag was the following note: "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten bastard, "says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four." Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!" Again, there's a bright flash... and his legs fall off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady of grace Posted April 22, 2003 Report Share Posted April 22, 2003 Thank you Azat jan... Azat? I really love your avatar...That's so neat.. I'm a leo born in rabbit year.. Is it possible for you to put one for me? Please? I think its more girly.. You should change yours to roaring lion... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted April 22, 2003 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2003 Sure it is no problem. I can't do it for you but you can. Just click on "My Controls", and then click on Edit Avatar Settings. Select "Your Image Avatar". Now just past this link "http://5nw.md5lions.com/thm_anlion03.gif" in the "Your avatar" text area and save. I will change mine soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady of grace Posted April 22, 2003 Report Share Posted April 22, 2003 Azat...thanks.... it worked.... I have this great email from a friend titled "man before and after marriage" and its interpreted by lions... very funny... but I wouldn't know how to post it here and its a bit rated... Thanks Azat jan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted April 23, 2003 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2003 Grace, you should change the width to 96 and the height to 74 on your avatar to make it look nice. if you want it larger you can change the width to 128 and the height to 99 to maintain the aspect ratio right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady of grace Posted April 23, 2003 Report Share Posted April 23, 2003 Thank you Azi....!I have a very good friend name Azat, I call him Azi... do you mind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady of grace Posted April 23, 2003 Report Share Posted April 23, 2003 Azat? Do you still have the following email? aaslanyan@hotmail.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted April 23, 2003 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2003 yes, but I do not check it that much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady of grace Posted April 23, 2003 Report Share Posted April 23, 2003 pahhh? du gites? I was going to send you the lion thing.. take care! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted April 23, 2003 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2003 why the confused look? It is not my primary email address. but go ahead and send it and I will check it. I just do not go there everyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormig Posted April 23, 2003 Report Share Posted April 23, 2003 For a minute I thought you were going to turn out old friends. Or IS that the case? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.