Azat Posted October 24, 2002 Report Share Posted October 24, 2002 Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Leave me alone. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's paper, that's the time to do it. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. No one is listening until you make a mistake. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sip Posted October 26, 2002 Report Share Posted October 26, 2002 Very funny stuff! Reminded me of this line from the 3-stooges (whom I often look upon for important life lessons ) "If at first you don't succeed, keep sucking till you do succeed." --Curly Howard Here's some more grins for the day (especially for the US folk): http://131.179.224.125/hf/dogs.jpg [ October 26, 2002, 05:25 PM: Message edited by: Sip ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azat Posted October 27, 2002 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2002 Duct tape is like 'the force'. It has a light side & a dark side, and it holds the universe together. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. Don't squat with your spurs on. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. Never miss a good chance to shut up. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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