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Before the inauguration, George Bush was invited to a “get acquainted tour” of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal.

 

 

 

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal." Just think," he said," when I am President, I'll get to have a gold urinal!"

 

 

 

Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

 

 

 

That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned to Bill and said, "Well, I found out who pissed in your saxophone."

 

ps.Man this guy was looking damm right from the start.

Forum, did you know Bush called Greeks as Greshians???

 

God help USA

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