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:nono: 7 or moderator preview + anverj xhorovats, jur, yev konyak + 3 hat stripper. :starwars: :smoke:

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ch@haskatsa ?? ham inq@ turqeren xosi ham el menq iren hamar anverj xhorovats, jur, yev konyak + 3 hat stripper ugharkenq ?? Sip es du inch tesak PAtij es horinel ha ??

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:nono: 7 or moderator preview + anverj xhorovats, jur, yev konyak + 3 hat stripper. :starwars: :smoke:

 

 

menak iran Jur, mnatsatse mez+voch te 3, yes kaseyi 10 sripper! hamevl en strippernerin incha anelu, ba vor sirte kaynav Sipcho?

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:nono: 7 or moderator preview + anverj xhorovats, jur, yev konyak + 3 hat stripper. :starwars: :smoke:

Did you say strip steak khorvats? :P

:D For his 90th birthday the entire clan came together and decided to send him the local “supersex merchant” as a birthday present. She arrived at the door and introduced herself and asked if he would like “supersex”. The old man hemmed and hawed for a moment and said he’d rather have the SOUP.

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The following is a true story, it happened in our neighborhood. There was a local businessman by the name of Jack, he was a furniture stripper finisher and his business sign said “Jack the Stripper”. After so many years, all of a sudden there was a big fuss. A very proper old lady had deemed the business sign to be indecent. The city wanted him to edit the name. He chose to close down the business..

Is Sip offering me that “jack the stripper” ? :P :)

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Another true story.

During the days of that movie by Dolly Parton, Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, a small one man barber shop put a little sign in his window- “Best little HAIR-house in town”. It must have been that same little old proper lady above that organized a protest rally and had him remove the sign.

:) Տանձ գլուխ :dunce: :jester:

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what should Arpas punishment be ?? for using furkish in our forum ??

 

http://hyeforum.com/index.php?s=&showt...st&p=250658

Just hang him from the nearest tree. :P

If this is too harsh then give him qarsun lashes for qarsun tari, qarsun amis and qarsun or after that put him in Khor Virap with no visitation rights by the clergy.

If this is not too severe, what the hell just take away his computer. ;)

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Just hang him from the nearest tree. :P

If this is too harsh then give him qarsun lashes for qarsun tari, qarsun amis and qarsun or after that put him in Khor Virap with no visitation rights by the clergy.

If this is not too severe, what the hell just take away his computer. ;)

What computer? I still use the abacus and qaretakhtak. :P

Just for that I am going to invoke the curse of Noah, rain in your backyard for qarsun or qarsun gisher, his tribe will wander in your neighborhood for qarsun tar, then we will banish you into the desert to repent for qarsun or. And after all that, at Sip, Harut’s and Azat’s weddings we will have a party to last qarsun or yev qarsun gisher. Yev Yervantin ktsenq mi khor hori mej, nran tsatskenq garsun jaghatsi qar yev qarsun gomshu kashiov.

http://armenianhouse.org/tumanyan/epics-am...untsidavid.html

Անցավ քառսուն գոմշի կաշին,

Անցավ քառսուն քարերը ցած,

Միջից կըտրեց ժանտ հըրեշին,

Օխտը գազ էլ դենը գընաց։

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Khor Virap? Don’t you mean khorovats vishap? :goof:

http://www.armeniapedia.org/images/c/c2/Kh...zak-dcp0206.jpg

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Warning. Even though this is in the humor section, don't read the tragically sentimental last two chpaters of the beautiful story.

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:P :D Hey, hey! Wait a minute! Before any of you cast the proverbial “first stone”, read the following by Totovents. And see who is speaking furkish.

Below some gems;

http://hy.wikisource.org/wiki/%D5%85%D5%A8...%A4%D5%A8%D5%A6

Օրը դառնում էր խելահեղ ողջ գավառական քաղաքի համար, իսկական տոնական և համայնական ուրախության օր։

Այդ իրիկուն բոլոր գինի խմողները,— ծանոթ թե անծանոթ,— պարտք էին համարում խմել Արմենակի և նրա ձիու կենացը.

— Ողջ ըլլին երկուսն ըլ, մեր քաղաքը փառլաթըմիշ[12] ընեն...

Փեզեվենկի տղուն ձիյը ինչ ըսես արժե, մաշշալա՜հ

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Ծո՛, էդ փուշտը[16], ո՞վ է, որ իմ ձիես աղեկը պիտի ունենա,— հայտարարել էր այդ սրիկան

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— Դե՛ հիմա ճիվերս[17] կը փախցնեն,— ասաց Ուստա Օվանեսը աշխատանքը վերջացնելուց հետո։

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Warning. Even though this is in the humor section, don't read the tragically sentimental last two chpaters of the beautiful story.

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:P :D Hey, hey! Wait a minute! Before any of you cast the proverbial "first stone", read the following by Totovents. And see who is speaking furkish.

Below some gems;

http://hy.wikisource.org/wiki/%D5%85%D5%A8...%A4%D5%A8%D5%A6

 

 

 

Totovents @ me r forumi masnakits@ chi :) iy isk duq Arpa papik mer forumi shaty sirteli Papikn eq :)

enpes or hamperi minchev voroshenq te inchpes enq dzez pattjelu !

 

 

Hamperir Papik Hamperir

Mer x@ndir pid lutsve shudov ...

Hamperir Papik Hamperir ...

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Ashot et Arpa papik@ qez Thuthi Oghia xostatsel PM ani ??

 

 

Chem gardzum, Arpayi siradze anbayman Libananian oghin a linelu Anjarian mezeyov.....vor nevirelu a ays u ayn goghm, perqelu ira gashin, ba vontz?

Ira nverov stanalu a hraver masnaqtselu! Lollllllllllllllll

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eh hima inchenq anelu? yes aselem 10 or bann

 

Arpa jan this is the best offer you gonna get, ari 50-50 barishenq

Ed Jan, I have a better idea!!!!!! :o

Let's exile Arpa to Halep, with garmag/Garo al Halabi. There Johannes will keep them under tight control and give them only one hour of Hyeforum time if they behave otherwise put them in an asylum and throw away the key. :P :D

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Ed Jan, I have a better idea!!!!!! :o

Let's exile Arpa to Halep, with garmag/Garo al Halabi. There Johannes will keep them under tight control and give them only one hour of Hyeforum time if they behave otherwise put them in an asylum and throw away the key. :P :D

Only if you hold the key to that "asylum", and a corkscrew for that "libananian oghi" :P :D

And, when we "throw away that key" you also will go with it. :goof:

PS. I know many puns/ բառախաղ in many languages. :)

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Ed Jan, I have a better idea!!!!!! :o

Let's exile Arpa to Halep, with garmag/Garo al Halabi. There Johannes will keep them under tight control and give them only one hour of Hyeforum time if they behave otherwise put them in an asylum and throw away the key. :P :D

 

 

 

yervand jan you will be destroying Johanne, man he has don nothing wrong

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