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#1 Lana

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 01:54 PM

Здравствуйте. Ишу гражданина США, согласного на фиктивный брак. Если вы заинтересованы в деньгах, ну и в том, чтобы сделать огромное доброе дело, пожалуйста дайте мне знать.

I am looking for a US citizen who might consider going to Armenia for a couple of months and marrying a woman there. Of course, this implies not only earning money but also doing a kindest act which will change some people's lives. If you feel you can help me somehow please contact me by PM.

#2 Azat

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 02:17 PM

Harut jan. Achkt luis axper

#3 Lana

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 02:18 PM

Azat sad.gif It's not a joke. I had to struggle with myself to post this, but this is another hope...

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 02:21 PM

you realize you are asking someone to commit a crime for which they can spend years in jail...

#5 Lana

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 02:26 PM

QUOTE (Azat @ Oct 27 2005, 03:21 PM)
you realize you are asking someone to commit a crime for which they can spend years in jail...

Well, marriage with love is not a crime rolleyes.gif wink.gif

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 02:30 PM

QUOTE (Lana @ Oct 27 2005, 01:26 PM)
Well, marriage with love is not a crime rolleyes.gif wink.gif

Wow Azat, sounds like a good deal here. What do you say wink.gif Could I be the flower girl? tongue.gif

#7 MosJan

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 04:50 PM

inchu che Karelia e smile.gif Yes el Qavor klinem smile.gif

Azat jan axper menq qo mejqin Kangnats enq aper

iharke yete Harsnatsun mer T$ax$ern el k@qa$hi

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 04:52 PM



I would like to propose a preliminary payment formula:

a = age
b = bust size
c = waist size
d = height
e = weight
f = # of teeth
g = subjective looks factor (1=Katherine Bell, ..., 100=Queen of England)

paymet = alpha * [ a^2 * c * weight / (hight * b * f) ] ^ (g-10)

alpha is a normalization factor depending on the type of currency being used as payment.

Edited by Sip, 27 October 2005 - 04:52 PM.


#9 MosJan

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 04:57 PM

QUOTE (Azat @ Oct 27 2005, 01:21 PM)
you realize you are asking someone to commit a crime for which they can spend years in jail...



Azat jan ay axpoer inch es @enkel jaill millll - iy axper amen iren HArgogh T@ghamard gone 2 or Jail'um pit antskatsni... Axper jan Siro hamar Mardiq Inqnaspan en linum isk du mi qani tary jaill nsteluts vaxenum es..

heto misht hishi - k@to niriskuyet - Tot Shampanski Nipyot

Targmanutyun R-HAyeren
En ov Viz chi dnum - qyasar Shampanski chi xmum

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 05:35 PM

QUOTE (Lana @ Oct 27 2005, 12:54 PM)
Здравствуйте. Ишу гражданина США, согласного на фиктивный брак. Если вы заинтересованы в деньгах, ну и в том, чтобы сделать огромное доброе дело, пожалуйста дайте мне знать.

I am looking for a US citizen who might consider going to Armenia for a couple of months and marrying a woman there. Of course, this implies not only earning money but also doing a kindest act which will change some people's lives. If you feel you can help me somehow please contact me by PM.



How about staying in Hayastan? The population is shrinking there faster than almost all countries and it will cease to exist if people just keep marrying and leaving. The diaspora is trying to help the country and makes the effort to repopulate it while the natives couldn't be more anxious to leave it in a cloud of dust. It's starting to piss me off.

#11 Azat

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 05:52 PM

Arvestaked, it is really easy for us to criticize them while we live a fairly comfortable life here. But believe me I do not blame ANYONE who leaves the country as it is VERY hard and we all live only once and why should you and I drive a nice car, live in a nice house, eat good food and they suffer?

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 05:56 PM

QUOTE (Sip @ Oct 27 2005, 03:52 PM)


I would like to propose a preliminary payment formula:

a = age
b = bust size
c = waist size
d = height
e = weight
f = # of teeth
g = subjective looks factor (1=Katherine Bell, ..., 100=Queen of England)

paymet = alpha * [ a^2 * c * weight / (hight * b * f) ] ^ (g-10)

alpha is a normalization factor depending on the type of currency being used as payment.



Sip, I got 4.04789E-16
am I in trouble?

#13 Lana

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 06:01 PM

QUOTE (Arvestaked @ Oct 27 2005, 06:35 PM)
How about staying in Hayastan? The population is shrinking there faster than almost all countries and it will cease to exist if people just keep marrying and leaving. The diaspora is trying to help the country and makes the effort to repopulate it while the natives couldn't be more anxious to leave it in a cloud of dust. It's starting to piss me off.

Erb karot@ shat e neghum, el kaghakakanutyan masin inch-vor mtatsel hech ches uzum smile.gif Again when on stake is the price for being reunited with my family, I don't really want to think about population.

Edited by Lana, 27 October 2005 - 06:03 PM.


#14 MosJan

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 06:05 PM

LAna jan Mer HAsnatsun Qani Tarekana ???

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 06:14 PM

QUOTE (Azat @ Oct 27 2005, 04:52 PM)
Arvestaked, it is really easy for us to criticize them while we live a fairly comfortable life here. But believe me I do not blame ANYONE who leaves the country as it is VERY hard and we all live only once and why should you and I drive a nice car, live in a nice house, eat good food and they suffer?


That doesn't change my mind one bit. If I didn't have family and friends here (sorry I was born here) nothing would be keeping me. Nothing.

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 06:29 PM

QUOTE (Arvestaked @ Oct 27 2005, 06:14 PM)
That doesn't change my mind one bit. If I didn't have family and friends here (sorry I was born here) nothing would be keeping me. Nothing.

I hear you Arvestaked. Soon unfortunately everyone will be coming here. ohmy.gif

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 06:53 PM

QUOTE (Arvestaked @ Oct 27 2005, 05:14 PM)
That doesn't change my mind one bit. If I didn't have family and friends here (sorry I was born here) nothing would be keeping me. Nothing.


thats a bunch of BS

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 07:19 PM

QUOTE (Azat @ Oct 27 2005, 07:56 PM)
Sip, I got 4.04789E-16
am I in trouble?


Azat, according to the formula, you are a woman then. Unless you're not using the same units. smile.gif

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 07:36 PM

QUOTE (Sip @ Oct 27 2005, 03:52 PM)


I would like to propose a preliminary payment formula:

a = age
b = bust size
c = waist size
d = height
e = weight
f = # of teeth
g = subjective looks factor (1=Katherine Bell, ..., 100=Queen of England)

paymet = alpha * [ a^2 * c * weight / (hight * b * f) ] ^ (g-10)

alpha is a normalization factor depending on the type of currency being used as payment.

I see from the above post that Sip is very interested in going to Armenia for a wife. Don't forget about making me your flower girl.

#20 Lana

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Posted 27 October 2005 - 11:20 PM

QUOTE (MosJan @ Oct 27 2005, 07:05 PM)
LAna jan Mer HAsnatsun Qani Tarekana ???

Mos jan, I have two ways of seeing my family in America. The first one is the reason I started this topic; the woman is 46 years old and doesn't want to marry in the real sense of the word. The second one has nothing to do with money; I want my 20-year old sister to create her future family here, in California with an intelligent Armenian man. smile.gif




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