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#1 Michae1

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Posted 14 February 2010 - 05:07 PM

Our Noah's Ark
The last prophecy letter by Michael
This letter is dedicated to all Christians

Our time here is getting short. Therefore, I've decided to construct one final outline of prophetic events. These prophetic events, which I've been writing about and debating for over two decades, are now heading towards a conclusion. Therefore, it is important that this letters purpose be understood. This letter is an interpretation and will move fairly fast with limited explanation. I hope it is understandable to all.

Since Christianity began, believers have always been taught to have faith. Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen, Hebrews 11:1. It has always been my thought that if the Bible was true faith would eventually become reality. In other words, prophecies that were written in a vague manner would start to become apparent and faith would become visible. An example of this would be Noah's Ark. If we could see the Ark upon a mountain then something we learned as faith would become a reality. Reality is one step higher than Faith. Short of seeing God, which we cannot do until we die, this is as good as it gets for a believer. Therefore, this is what I call, "Our Noah's Ark". Our Noah's Ark is prophecy fulfilled in plain view. This now becomes something seen, instead of faith in something unseen. Better said, some of the prophecies of Revelation are finally becoming discernible, which suggests a conclusion. The two most important items that must be derived from this narrative are as follows. If these prophecies which were written centuries ago are now happening, we know two things. One, that the author of those prophecies was God; and two, that the religion he brought was true. Therefore, all other religions are false. I'll say that again. There is only one God and he brought only one way to Heaven. Any other way must become false and will lead to the second death, which is the death of the soul. Let's get started.

Note: not all verses are exact quotes. Some are paraphrased.

Rev. 13:1 - The beast with seven heads and ten horns.

The seven heads are seven nations. The ten horns are ten kings. The beast is a group of nations that will wage war or the leader of those nations. Literally, it is Israel and the Muslim nations that surround her. This beast was born when Israel received her independence in 1948. This beast though, as stated in Rev. 13:1, is actually Israel at a specific time in her history. It denotes the Oslo Accords of 1993 and the beginning of land for peace. This agreement lasted seven years and ended in September 2000 with the start of the second intifada. This brings us to those three extra kings who the beast subdues in Daniel. These kings were Israeli Prime Ministers and all served during this seven year time frame. Arafat was known to have boasted that he affected the elections in Israel three times through terror. Daniel 9:27 says he shall confirm the covenant with many for one week. The covenant began with the agreement between Yasser Arafat and Prime Minister Rabin. It is also known as Daniel's 70th week. In Hebrew, the word many is written Rab.

Rev. 13:3- The beasts deadly head wound.

Head is a nation. It is similar to the heads of Rev 13:1, only singular. The beast's head (nation) was wounded in 1967 and is now being healed through the Oslo Accords.

Rev. 13:4- And they worshipped the dragon. Who is able to make war with him?

Islam is a false religion. The dragon is Satan. As long as they aren't worshipping Christ they are worshipping Satan. Who is able to make war with him refers to the difficulty of fighting a terrorist enemy. In other words, they are not really an army. A suicide bomber is almost impossible to defend against.

Rev. 13:5- he was able to continue 42 months.

Arafat continued for 42 months during the Oslo Accords before terror finally caused the Israelis to stop giving into his demands. The last 42 months of those seven years were not nearly as productive for him. This was during the term of Benjamin Netanyahu as Prime Minister from 1996 to 1999.

Rev. 13:7- power was given him over all kindreds and nations.

Arafat had power over all peoples of the Earth in the United Nations. All nations wanted Israel to give back lands won in the 1967 war. Votes in the U.N. are always one-sided in favor of the Palestinians.

Rev. 13:10- this is a parable. Those who lead into captivity will be taken captive. Those who kill with the sword shall be killed with the sword. Here is the patience and faith of the saints.

Translation- If you lead others to false Gods you will be taken captive by those Gods. If you kill with the sword, which the Lord is the two-edged sword or better said the Word of God , you will be killed with the sword. In other words, believers will be taken by the Lord. This is the faith of the saints.

Rev. 13:11- and I beheld another beast coming up out of the Earth, and he had two horns like a lamb, and he spake as a dragon.

This second beast has two horns. The horns are kings. Therefore, this second beast is a country with two kings. This is the Palestinian Authority after Hamas was elected and brought into the Unity Government in 2006.

Rev. 13:12- And he exercises all the power of the first beast before him, and causes the earth and them which dwell therein, to worship the first beast, whose deadly wound was healed.

Hamas exercised all the power of the previous PA government because they were now an equal partner in the Government. Also, the leader of Hamas caused them to worship or honor the first beast (Mahmoud Abbas and the PA) because he would not honor the first beast. The first beast was the PA without Hamas as a member. The image of the beast is what the Government of Mahmoud Abbas represented. Verse 12 does not mention the image yet, we are just informed that he caused them to worship the first beast. Verse 14 and 15 gives the details of how that worshipping or honor was to commence. An image was created of the first beast that he (the false prophet) caused to be honored. This image of the beast is three items; the recognition of Israel, the honoring of all prior Palestinian agreements, and a renunciation of terror.

Rev. 13:13- "And he does great wonders, so that he makes fire come down from heaven on the Earth in the sight of men". What is the great wonder that he does in the sight of men?????


The answer is Hamas or Palestinian rocket fire on the cities of Sderot and Ashkelon.

Rev. 13:15- And he had power to give life unto the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak, and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast, should be killed.

Hamas gave life unto the image of the beast. Why? Because Hamas would not honor the image themselves. In other words, if Hamas agreed with the image it would never have been an issue. It was born from their disagreement. Therefore, they gave it life. Another way to say it is they caused it to be or exist.

Rev. 13:16- "and he caused all both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond to receive a mark in their right hand or their foreheads:
Rev. 13:17- And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
Rev.13:18- Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding, count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man, and his number is, six hundred threescore and six."


These last three verses all refer to the beast (Mahmoud Abbas). If you were to think of it as a time line, it drops back in time a few years. Verse 16 is the election of Mahmoud Abbas as the President of the PA Government after the death of Yasser Arafat. All voters received an indelible ink mark on their hands so they could not vote twice. This was the Mark. It says in verse 17 no one could buy and sell unless they had the mark, the name, or the number of the beast. The number of the beast happened on June 16, 2006. This was the date that a new program was established that allowed Mahmoud Abbas to receive funds to pay the salaries of his people. This program was called the Temporary International Mechanism. All salaries passed through the office of Mahmoud Abbas. Therefore, if you were a supporter of his and on his payroll you got paid. Hamas did not receive salaries. Hamas also did not receive the mark of Mahmoud Abbas. They boycotted the PA elections for President on Jan. 9, 2005.

I can't do much better than that. This is why this is my last letter. There is nothing more for me to say. Now all that's left is for the final war to start. I believe that will happen very soon. This is Our Noah's Ark. Michael aka Ephraim


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Posted 14 February 2010 - 09:03 PM

Good imagination!

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Posted 14 February 2010 - 09:32 PM

Who forgot to lock the door of that big house?
:oops: There flew another one.
I didn’t know the residents at the Cuckoo’s Nest had access to the internet.
http://www.fotosearc...1/390353913.jpg
Only if I knew where to buy that “wacky tobacky”!!
Of course, I know. It is the same shop that that John of the book of Revelation bought his supply. It cost 666 cents an ounce. :goof:
Hey Yervant, how about move this under Comedistan??!!
We need some entertainment. :P :D

Edited by Arpa, 15 February 2010 - 05:00 AM.


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Posted 01 April 2010 - 06:05 PM

Who forgot to lock the door of that big house?
:oops: There flew another one.
I didn’t know the residents at the Cuckoo’s Nest had access to the internet.
Only if I knew where to buy that “wacky tobacky”!!
Of course, I know. It is the same shop that that John of the book of Revelation bought his supply. It cost 666 cents an ounce. :goof:
Hey Yervant, how about move this under Comedistan??!!
We need some entertainment. :P :D

Are you an atheist? M1

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Posted 12 June 2010 - 02:16 PM

Does anyone agree with this theory? M1

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Posted 14 December 2010 - 02:17 PM

If anyone takes seriously the first post of this thread, now would be a good time to start watching.

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Posted 14 December 2010 - 03:41 PM

What "theory"?

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Posted 14 December 2010 - 03:49 PM

Note: not all verses are exact quotes. Some are paraphrased.


I don't understand .. why would you have to paraphrase the True word of God?

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Posted 14 December 2010 - 04:37 PM

I don't understand .. why would you have to paraphrase the True word of God?

Let me say it another way. I did not write the complete verses because most readers already know the words. I was trying to be more reader friendly.

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Posted 14 December 2010 - 05:11 PM

Ah ok.

Well my take on this is a worthwhile "theory" is one that is testable. Since the first post offers nothing that can be tested, it is not really worth considering as "theory". It is entertaining reading at best.

There are infinitely many ways you can take the general "word of God" and apply it to specific current/past events post facto. Thus any such attempt basically boils down to yet another interpretation of taking a very very small set of the zillions and zillions of events that have happened in the past with very broad statements that on top of everything are also often "paraphrased".

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Posted 14 December 2010 - 05:23 PM

Just to illustrate what I am saying:

Rev. 13:1 - The beast with seven heads and ten horns.


I have 10 credit cards from 7 different banks that are now all owned by Chase bank.

Rev. 13:3- The beasts deadly head wound.


Chase almost went belly up in the recent global financial disaster.

Rev. 13:4- And they worshipped the dragon. Who is able to make war with him?


The Dragon is actually the Fed in this case.

Rev. 13:5- he was able to continue 42 months.


It took 42 months for many mortgage lenders to return to profitability.

Rev. 13:7- power was given him over all kindreds and nations.


Of course that's the Fed chairman, Ben Bernake.

Rev. 13:10- this is a parable. Those who lead into captivity will be taken captive. Those who kill with the sword shall be killed with the sword. Here is the patience and faith of the saints.

Translation- If you lead others to false Gods you will be taken captive by those Gods. If you kill with the sword, which the Lord is the two-edged sword or better said the Word of God , you will be killed with the sword. In other words, believers will be taken by the Lord. This is the faith of the saints.


I think this means those who make loans and those who take loans all get trapped in captivity by the loans. Those who live within their means triumph like saints.

Rev. 13:11- and I beheld another beast coming up out of the Earth, and he had two horns like a lamb, and he spake as a dragon.


I actually got two more credit card offers from Chase yesterday. They have a lot of perks apparently like free airline miles and 0% interest (introductory).

Rev. 13:12- And he exercises all the power of the first beast before him, and causes the earth and them which dwell therein, to worship the first beast, whose deadly wound was healed.


That's when you max out your first card because of the perks.

Rev. 13:13- "And he does great wonders, so that he makes fire come down from heaven on the Earth in the sight of men". What is the great wonder that he does in the sight of men?????


That's when your credit report gets screwed up because you maxed out your first beast, ahem I mean first credit card and can't pay it off in time.

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aaaaaaaaaanyway .. you get the point. Anyone can pull "theories" out of their rear end and it really doesn't take much time and/or effort.

Edited by Sip, 14 December 2010 - 05:25 PM.


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Posted 14 December 2010 - 05:36 PM

There are infinitely many ways you can take the general "word of God" and apply it to specific current/past events post facto. Thus any such attempt basically boils down to yet another interpretation of taking a very very small set of the zillions and zillions of events that have happened in the past with very broad statements that on top of everything are also often "paraphrased".

What good is an opinion without anything to back it up? Since there are infinitely many ways you can interpret prophecy, give me just one.

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Posted 14 December 2010 - 06:11 PM

Just to illustrate what I am saying:

aaaaaaaaaanyway .. you get the point. Anyone can pull "theories" out of their rear end and it really doesn't take much time and/or effort.

I've been studying this subject for 25 years.

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Posted 14 December 2010 - 06:29 PM

I've been studying this subject for 25 years.


There are many that spent their ENTIRE lives trying to insist that the sun and everything else revolved around the Earth. Heck even in this day and age you still have people that spend a life time trying to argue that God created the Earth and everything on it 5000 years ago. :)

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Posted 14 December 2010 - 06:49 PM

So when is the final war starting? :D

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Posted 14 December 2010 - 06:57 PM

There are many that spent their ENTIRE lives trying to insist that the sun and everything else revolved around the Earth. Heck even in this day and age you still have people that spend a life time trying to argue that God created the Earth and everything on it 5000 years ago. :)

Oh, I don't care whether you believe me. I just thought there was a reason. I was looking for that explanation. Since there doesn't seem to be one, I guess we are done. Michae1

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Posted 14 December 2010 - 07:04 PM

Did someone suggest that this be moved to the category of humor (Comedistan)? Yes, I did. Look above. Sip is doing a good job though. :jester:

What good is an opinion without anything to back it up? Since there are infinitely many ways you can interpret prophecy, give me just one.

You want a prophecy? I’ll give you one.
I prophesy that the Cheese bank, :oops: I mean Chase will cancel all of Sip’s credit cards, it will raise his interest rate to 1,000,000 %, will take his shirt off his back, not to mention his pants, he will be rendered homeless and condemned to shack up with you in your leaky dinghy. :jerry: :goof:
Here is Sipan Diogenesian living in a barrel;
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Oh! Before I forget. Thank you for providing us with an entertaining topic. We deserve a comic relief once in a while.
Above you asked if I was an "atheist"? Yes, I am. I don't like "thei/tea", I prefer coffee. :partytime:

Edited by Arpa, 14 December 2010 - 07:46 PM.


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Posted 14 December 2010 - 07:13 PM

So when is the final war starting? :D

I've told you everything that I believed was important. There is nothing more that I want to add. You will find out soon enough. Michae1

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Posted 14 December 2010 - 07:13 PM

Oh, I don't care whether you believe me. I just thought there was a reason. I was looking for that explanation. Since there doesn't seem to be one, I guess we are done. Michae1


There is nothing there to believe or not believe. I think you are asking for people to have faith in what you are saying is true (since you can't prove or disprove such conjectures). And as you said, faith is a step (I'd argue several steps) below reality.

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Posted 14 December 2010 - 07:15 PM

Arpa, if you keep making prophecies like that, I'm going to order a bunch of tea on my credit cards and ship them to you. There's a good deal going on on Amazon right now I'm sure.




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