Dictionary for MEN. After all these years I still need this.
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying #$%& YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Dictionary for MEN
Started by
MosJan
, Sep 25 2008 10:31 AM
7 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 25 September 2008 - 10:31 AM
#2
Posted 25 September 2008 - 10:52 AM
(10) I Have a Headache: Forget about it! You are in the Dog house.
#4
Posted 25 September 2008 - 11:36 AM
(12) silant for 1 hour; beware!! volcano is about to erupt
#5
Posted 25 September 2008 - 07:49 PM
... I have to say though, some of it does sound familiar
#6
Posted 26 September 2008 - 01:00 AM
Yeseli uzumei amusnanay... apsos...
#7
Posted 26 September 2008 - 05:20 AM
(13) Ok, I guess we can go to the buffet again if that's what you really want.
Translation: If you want to live, you will take me somewhere fancy now and NEVER think about buffet again.
Translation: If you want to live, you will take me somewhere fancy now and NEVER think about buffet again.
#8
Posted 26 September 2008 - 08:01 AM
(13) Ok, I guess we can go to the buffet again if that's what you really want.
Translation: If you want to live, you will take me somewhere fancy now and NEVER think about buffet again.
Translation: If you want to live, you will take me somewhere fancy now and NEVER think about buffet again.
And so Sip reveals the real reasons he's still a bachelor...
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