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#1 man

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Posted 26 December 2012 - 02:58 PM


An atheist :sgrin: was seated next to a little girl :heart2: on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."


The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell :dead: , or no life after death? :wallbash: " as he smiled smugly :twisted:

"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea" :confused: To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?" :nahnah:

And then she went back to reading her book :basint:

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Posted 10 March 2013 - 10:47 PM

That's funny! Thanks

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Posted 10 March 2013 - 10:48 PM

It's still funny!

Edited by onjig, 10 March 2013 - 10:49 PM.


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Posted 11 March 2013 - 01:44 AM

How about now?

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 01:46 AM

Oh by the way, have you heard the one about the Priest striking up a conversation with the little boy on the plane? It went pretty much the same way but in the end, the priest rapes the boy :)

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 04:29 PM

Oh by the way, have you heard the one about the Priest striking up a conversation with the little boy on the plane? It went pretty much the same way but in the end, the priest rapes the boy :)


hahaha




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