New Jokes Anyone?
#1
Posted 29 April 2003 - 06:51 PM
#2
Posted 29 April 2003 - 07:21 PM
#3
Posted 29 April 2003 - 07:48 PM
#4
Posted 29 April 2003 - 09:07 PM
Good one, mate. Heh!
#5
Posted 29 April 2003 - 09:43 PM
#6
Posted 29 April 2003 - 09:49 PM
de lav ban chka / sut chka vro gone kes@ j@shmartutyun chlini - i liek the 8th boll
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Yezdin arden zargatsela el nuyn@ chi - el kostyum hagnuma - Koshiki khozanak arandizn - Atami & zugarani khozanak arandzin.
#7
Posted 29 April 2003 - 11:09 PM
That photo is taken at the moment I was pumping our old forum data into new forum's database
#8
Posted 29 April 2003 - 11:10 PM
dan, question for you: is 'mate' the canadian version of bro/bud? or is it part of an esoteric geek vocab?
Hmmmm, I'm not sure about that one. Many people here in Canada use the word "mate" to refer to "bro", even though it's typically Australian.
And yea, I meant it as that, not something else.
Dan
#9
Posted 30 April 2003 - 12:00 AM
I am NOT making this up ... this is a direct scan of the course catalog. They also sometimes offer "underwater basket-weaving" but that one is not going to be offered this summer ... I guess Advanced Mules is the only choice.
#10
Posted 30 April 2003 - 01:52 AM
Edited by Dan, 30 April 2003 - 02:05 AM.
#11
Posted 30 April 2003 - 05:02 PM
#12
Posted 30 April 2003 - 07:21 PM
#13
Posted 30 April 2003 - 07:42 PM
Yea, I thought so too.LOL Dan, that evolution chart is hillarious!
I have more funny stuff. I was suffering from insomnia last night, and was up till like 5 am, so I thought I'd surf the web for some funny pics to post on here.
Edited by Dan, 30 April 2003 - 07:43 PM.
#14 Guest_Fadi_*
Posted 30 April 2003 - 08:45 PM
#15
Posted 30 April 2003 - 08:51 PM
The web sure is full of funny stuff! I think after porn, funny is probably the most common thing on the web. So usually a link will be fine! Otherwise we'll fill up the hyeforum servers in NO time. Plus, keep in mind that not everyone has a broadband connection and quite a few people are still bandwidth challenged ... so we try to keep the number of pics and especially their size to very small. I probably have like several gigs of funny stuff on my disks ... just accumulated over the years. Not to mention the kilobytes of funny crap I delete every day out of my inbox from supposed friends that keep spamming me!!!!... I have more funny stuff. I was suffering from insomnia last night, and was up till like 5 am, so I thought I'd surf the web for some funny pics to post on here.
That mall one I hadn't seen before! Pretty hillarious and TRUE.
#16 Guest_Fadi_*
Posted 30 April 2003 - 08:53 PM
Actually you are wrong.Well, the web is full of funny stuff! I think after porn, funny is probably the most common thing on the web. So usually a link will be fine! Otherwise we'll fill up the hyeforum servers in NO time. Plus, keep in mind that not everyone has a broadband connection and quite a few people are still bandwidth challenged ... so we try to keep the number of pics and especially their size to very small.... I have more funny stuff. I was suffering from insomnia last night, and was up till like 5 am, so I thought I'd surf the web for some funny pics to post on here.
That mall one I hadn't seen before! Pretty hillarious and TRUE.
1- Religion/god related stuff.
2- porn.
3- Funny stuff...
But you will be right, in the sense that religion/god and porn. could be viewed as well, funny stuffs.
#17
Posted 30 April 2003 - 09:03 PM
Porn - 58,000,000 links
God - 44,500,000 links
Religion - 17,400,000 links
Sip - 2,050 links!!!!!!!!!!
Edit: Wow ... Sex 140,000,000 links
#18 Guest_Fadi_*
Posted 30 April 2003 - 09:13 PM
as for seaphan, Domino 45,400 links.
#19
Posted 30 April 2003 - 10:17 PM
2) : : Camel Blog ~ The Life of a Performing Dromedary : :
4) Domino Car Rental Home Page
6) Domino Aloul's Home Page
7) Domino J. Kurdahi's Home Page
10) Professor Domino P. Deek, CCS-NJIT
and here's the first thing that comes up on page 2!!!!!!!
11) Loves Microsoft, Hates America
Unforunately, I couldn't see the article since it's on NY Times website Hey Domino, I understand the hate america but but LOVE microsoft? REALLY???? I thought you were a MAC guy!
#20
Posted 30 April 2003 - 10:24 PM
Loves Microsoft, Hates America
By Adam Davidson (NYT) 1979 words
Late Edition - Final , Section 6 , Page 18 , Column 1
Domino is a 23-year-old unemployed computer programmer who lives in his parents' apartment in a nice, middle-class neighborhood in Amman, Jordan. Down one street is the big Amman McDonald's, down another is Domino's mosque, where he prays several times a day. Stocky, with a big, messy beard, Domino speaks softly, hunched over, looking at the ground. When he makes an important point, he asks you to repeat it, and when you show you understand, he lifts his head, leans back with a great smile and says, ''Sah,'' ''correct.'' One day, he explained to me in careful detail why he wants to be a shaheed, a suicide bomber against the United States, quoting at length from the Koran. But when he's not talking about blowing himself up and killing American troops, Domino talks about his other great dream. ''I want to be a programmer at Microsoft,'' he says. ''Not just a programmer. I want to be well known, famous.''
Domino gives me a tour of his parents' apartment: it is long and narrow, with a private living room for the family and another, more ornate one, for guests. Domino's bedroom is in the back, and it is small and bare. Everything Domino has on display sits on a small desk: a copy of the Koran, in blue leather with ornate gold Arabic script on the cover, and a few boxes of audiotapes that he listens to every day.
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