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#861 MosJan

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Posted 24 March 2006 - 11:50 AM

"We just love the chocolate around them." lol.gif
was this the lady ??


#862 ExtraHye

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Posted 24 March 2006 - 12:44 PM

Nope it was her. biggrin.gif



Or maybe her.


Edited by ExtraHye, 24 March 2006 - 12:45 PM.


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Posted 24 March 2006 - 02:10 PM

QUOTE(ExtraHye @ Mar 24 2006, 01:44 PM) View Post

How many times I told you not to post my mother-in-laws picture on the internet. mad.gif

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Posted 24 March 2006 - 04:21 PM

QUOTE(Yervant1 @ Mar 24 2006, 12:10 PM) View Post
How many times I told you not to post my mother-in-laws picture on the internet. mad.gif

Sorry but you didn't send the payment on time this month. wink.gif

#865 Yervant1

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Posted 24 March 2006 - 05:12 PM

QUOTE(ExtraHye @ Mar 24 2006, 05:21 PM) View Post
Sorry but you didn't send the payment on time this month. wink.gif

Maral told me she sent her mafia husband to clear the debt, I guess she lied to me.ohmy.gif

#866 ExtraHye

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Posted 24 March 2006 - 05:21 PM

QUOTE(Yervant1 @ Mar 24 2006, 03:12 PM) View Post
Maral told me she sent her mafia husband to clear the debt, I guess she lied to me.ohmy.gif

Well my dad is Marals husbands boss. Nice try tongue.gif

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Posted 24 March 2006 - 05:32 PM

QUOTE(ExtraHye @ Mar 24 2006, 06:21 PM) View Post
Well my dad is Marals husbands boss. Nice try tongue.gif

Now I know why she lied to me, I'll send this time Arnold the Terminator (Governor) by the time he's done we'll have Terminator #4.smile.gif

#868 Harut

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Posted 17 July 2006 - 03:16 AM

not new, but worth mentioning... in russian...

"izvinit'e, vi gruzin?"
"net, prosto u menya tupoye virrazhenie litsa"

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Posted 17 July 2006 - 09:45 PM

QUOTE(Harut @ Jul 17 2006, 02:16 AM) View Post
not new, but worth mentioning... in russian...

"izvinit'e, vi gruzin?"
"net, prosto u menya tupoye virrazhenie litsa"

lol. Tell it to this guy (Soso Pavliashvili). laugh.gif



#870 ExtraHye

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Posted 18 July 2006 - 12:26 PM

QUOTE(Harut @ Jul 17 2006, 02:16 AM) View Post
not new, but worth mentioning... in russian...

"izvinit'e, vi gruzin?"
"net, prosto u menya tupoye virrazhenie litsa"

Now could we have it in English? lookaround.gif

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Posted 18 July 2006 - 01:05 PM

"izvinit'e, vi gruzin?"
"net, prosto u menya tupoye virrazhenie litsa"

I guess it's "no I just have a stupid facial expression" lol

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Posted 18 July 2006 - 04:56 PM

QUOTE(ExtraHye @ Jul 18 2006, 11:26 AM) View Post
Now could we have it in English? lookaround.gif

"Excuse me, are you Georgian?"
"No, I just have a stupid facial expression."
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#873 ExtraHye

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Posted 18 July 2006 - 09:09 PM

QUOTE(allarmeniangirl @ Jul 18 2006, 03:56 PM) View Post
"Excuse me, are you Georgian?"
"No, I just have a stupid facial expression."
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Thanks dear your the best. Welcome back!!! smile.gif

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Posted 20 July 2006 - 01:54 AM

QUOTE(ExtraHye @ Jul 18 2006, 08:09 PM) View Post
Thanks dear your the best. Welcome back!!! smile.gif

Thanks girl! smile.gif

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Posted 21 July 2006 - 08:26 AM

QUOTE(Edward @ Mar 23 2006, 09:21 PM) View Post
and this dick is the president of the USA mad.gif mad.gif mad.gif

I hate that SOB

The above comment is totally unacceptable, and is unbecoming for a so called moderator. While freedom of speech prevails in the United States, the word "hate" as used above, has serious connotations. The individuals in charge of Hye Forum would be wise to reconsider their decision in assigning moderator role to such a hateful person.

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Posted 21 July 2006 - 08:30 AM

QUOTE(Edward @ Mar 24 2006, 12:43 AM) View Post
I already made my plans and dont wish to live here anymore,

Good Riddance!

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Posted 21 July 2006 - 09:10 AM

this guy goes to the store to buy a brain
there are 3 kinds armenians, americans and turkish
the cheapest brain was the armenians and the expensive brain was the turkish
the guy says "why is the turkish brain the most expensive?"
the seller says "do you know how many tuks we had to kill to find a brain?"

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Posted 21 July 2006 - 09:12 AM

A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of
the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a
truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the
driver's door.

Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the
accident and pulled up behind the Lexus, his lights flashing. But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again. After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is
missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"

"OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer.
"MY ROLEX!"

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Posted 21 July 2006 - 07:05 PM

Ouch Seb, that first joke was...GREAT!!!

#880 Vartan Mamigonian

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Posted 24 July 2006 - 11:20 PM

QUOTE(Yervant1 @ Jul 6 2006, 09:41 AM) View Post
OK OK I lied

Confucius says: "An admission against interest is an exception to the Hearsay Rule."




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