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Posted 22 July 2000 - 04:51 PM
#2 Guest__*
Posted 03 August 2000 - 10:11 AM
UREM@:
Inchu Abarantsun chi kareli darpasapah nshanakel? Vorovhetev @ngnuma khot utelov.
Inch klini ete Abarantsun dnel pati vra? PatnESH!!!
Inch klini ete Abarantsinerin sharel erkatughu erkaynqov? ESHElon!!!
The newest about Abaran:
Mijazgayin brncqamarti mrcumner en. Zhoghavurd@ mi Abaranci tapov chobani khndruma Hayastani pativ@ pahel. Mrcumneric araj Abarancun motenuma gyughapet@, talis 2000$ u asuma "2 round dimaci". Dimanuma. Heto motenuma marzpet@ talis 5000$ u asum "5 round el dimaci". Dimanuma. Heto motenuma HH nakhagah@ talis 10000$ u asum "10 round el dimaci ev verj". Abarancin 10 round el a dimanum heto ring-ic durs a vazum u gorruma: "El chem dimanuuuum, hesa es negrin talu em spaneeeem!".
#3 Guest__*
Posted 03 August 2000 - 10:40 AM
#4 Guest__*
Posted 06 August 2000 - 06:44 AM
Q: Why did they establish a Ministry of Navy in Armenia. Do you have a sea?
A: To spite Azerbaijan. They established a Ministry of Culture.
Q: Why did Armenian Radio stop broadcasting yesterday from 12:00 to 02:00?
A: That was a programm for deaf-and-dumb audience.
Q: Why don't they let the Armenians stay more than 10 days in hotels?
A: On the 11-th day they begin to build a balcony.
Q: Is it ture that the Russians are the best inventors.
A: Yes, that's ture. They even managed to invent their inventors?
Q: Did Eva cheet on Adam?
A: No doubt she did. Don't you know that human race started from a monkey.
Q: Can a woman make a man a millioner?
A: Sure, if he is a billioner.
Q: What can you do if a tiger attacks your mother-in-law?
A: That's tiger's problem.
Q: What "Six day war" meens?
A: Jewish millitary art week in Egypt.
Q: What is expessionizm?
A: Express train full of sionists.
Q: Were the people equal during USSR.
A: Yes, but some people were more equal than the others.
Q: What was permanent in the USSR?
A: Temporary difficulties.
[This message has been edited by Berj (edited August 06, 2000).]
#5 Guest__*
Posted 06 August 2000 - 07:31 AM
One day, they decide to move to New York. As they land on the Ellis Island, they figure they'd change their names to blend in better.
Chu becomes Chuck.
Bu becomes Buck.
...And Fu decides to go back to Beijing...
#6 Guest__*
Posted 06 August 2000 - 07:34 AM
Chang-Ching-Chong.
Then they have their second baby. They name it
Fang-Fing-Fong.
Then there is the third baby, but the father realizes that the baby is darkish, with big lips and curly hair. So he names it:
Some-Thing-Wrong.
#7 Guest__*
Posted 06 August 2000 - 08:07 AM
Davay poznakomimsya.
- Ya Sibiryak
- A ya Avanyak.
#8 Guest__*
Posted 06 August 2000 - 08:27 AM
Everything checked out and the loan officer accepted the car as collateral for the loan. An employee then drove the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parked it there. Two weeks later the businessman returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest which came to $15.41.
The loan officer said:
'We do appreciate your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a bit puzzled. While you were away we checked and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000?'
The business man replied:
'Where else in New York City can I park my car for 2weeks for 15 bucks?'
#9 Guest__*
Posted 06 August 2000 - 08:30 AM
A: His arm sticks out of the window.
#10 Guest__*
Posted 06 August 2000 - 08:56 AM
A: Dvajdi yevrey Sovetskogo Soyuza ;-)
#11 Guest__*
Posted 06 August 2000 - 09:15 AM
Officer: "Good evening sir. We're testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?".
Man: "I'm sorry, I can't do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that machine I will get out of air".
Officer: "Please come along to the office and we can give you a blood test".
Man: "I can't do that. I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death".
Officer: "Then you'll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line".
Man: "Can't do that either".
Officer: "Why not?".
Man: "Because I'm dead drunk".
#12 Guest__*
Posted 06 August 2000 - 09:30 AM
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk rocker gets on. The punk rocker's hair is red, green, yellow and orange. He has feather earrings.
When he sees the old man starting to look at him, the punk rocker says " What's the matter old man? Didn't you ever do anything wild when you were a young guy?"
The old guy replied,
" Yeah. One time I had *** with a parrot. I thought you might be my kid..."
#13 Guest__*
Posted 06 August 2000 - 06:51 PM
Lord Galsworthy: "Mr. Speaker, do I have the right to call Lord Neshville a freaking lunatic?
Speaker: "No, Lord Galsworthy, you don't have the right to call Lord Neshville a freaking lunatic!
Lord Galsworthy: "In that case, Mr. Speaker, I'll refrain from calling Lord Neshville a freaking lunatic".
Lord Neshville: ???
#14 Guest__*
Posted 08 August 2000 - 01:09 AM
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
2 Armenian men and 1 Armenian woman
One month later on this absolutely stunning deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following has occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage a trois
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule in which they alternate with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming.
The Irish began by dividing up their island,
Northside and Southside, and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember if *** is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey, but at least the English are not getting any.
And finally...
The 2 Armenian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Armenian woman.
#15 Guest__*
Posted 08 August 2000 - 01:38 AM
The Armenian men slept with every other woman on the island, then one of them got killed in a fight and the other one married the Armenian girl.
It would be interesting to see the Jewish version.
#16 Guest__*
Posted 08 August 2000 - 08:51 AM
#17 Guest__*
Posted 08 August 2000 - 02:43 PM
#18 Guest__*
Posted 09 August 2000 - 09:33 PM
#19 Guest__*
Posted 11 August 2000 - 12:57 AM
American: "You Canada folk eat the whole bread??"
Canadian (in a bad mood): "Of course."
American: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada."
The American has a smirk on his face. The Canadian listens in silence.
The American persists: "D'ya eat jelly with the bread??"
Canadian: "Of Course."
American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Canada."
The Canadian then asks: "Do you have *** in America?"
American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk.
Canadian: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
American: "We throw them away, of course."
Canadian: "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America.
#20 Guest__*
Posted 11 August 2000 - 04:13 AM
Dragon 2: Hey, what happened to those three we caught last time?
Dragon 1: Georgian's food was not enough so I ate him, Azeri's food was not enough either so I ate him too.
Dragon 2: What happened to the Armenian?
Dragon 1: Well, I don't really know, he never came back.
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