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#21 Anonymouse

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Posted 13 April 2004 - 10:48 PM

I would need a chill pill after making 86 rules about being a woman too. It's like Luther posting his 95 Theses.

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Posted 13 April 2004 - 10:50 PM

QUOTE (ExtraHye @ Apr 14 2004, 12:45 AM)
Come on Anka jan, I'm sure the guys were kidding around. Take a chill pill biggrin.gif

Hey Extra, where do you get a chill pill? I would like to try that biggrin.gif

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Posted 13 April 2004 - 10:52 PM

QUOTE (Sasun @ Apr 13 2004, 10:50 PM)
Hey Extra, where do you get a chill pill? I would like to try that biggrin.gif

It's for me to know, and for you to find out. wink.gif biggrin.gif

#24 Anonymouse

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Posted 13 April 2004 - 10:53 PM

Rule number 88 for being a man:

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88. Offer women posting rules a chill pill.


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Posted 13 April 2004 - 10:53 PM

QUOTE (ExtraHye @ Apr 14 2004, 12:52 AM)
It's for me to know, and for you to find out. wink.gif biggrin.gif

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Posted 13 April 2004 - 10:55 PM

QUOTE (Anonymouse @ Apr 13 2004, 10:53 PM)
Rule number 88 for being a man:

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88. Offer women posting rules a chill pill.


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#27 Anonymouse

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Posted 13 April 2004 - 10:57 PM

Hey it's true, being a man is also being a "gentle" man.

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Posted 13 April 2004 - 10:59 PM

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It's for me to know, and for you to find out.


Extra! Are you dealing ecstasy pills again?! biggrin.gif

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Posted 13 April 2004 - 11:08 PM

QUOTE (Accelerated @ Apr 13 2004, 10:59 PM)
Extra! Are you dealing ecstasy pills again?!  biggrin.gif

ohmy.gif ohmy.gif ohmy.gif Are those called chill pills??? blink.gif Nope, I'm a good girl naughty.gif tongue.gif

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Posted 14 April 2004 - 01:20 AM

QUOTE (_Anka_ @ Apr 12 2004, 08:32 PM)
4. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and
  unoriginal, such as "Spike"

haha. EEWWW. In one show I heard one guy call it the soldier but after one night wiht his gf he called it the general. lol. NO, I am not sick. angel.gif

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Posted 14 April 2004 - 01:42 AM

QUOTE (_Anka_ @ Apr 12 2004, 08:32 PM)
1. Don't call. EVER.

True but some guys also get your number from your best friend and call you when you don't give them your number yourself. dry.gif mad.gif

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Posted 14 April 2004 - 01:52 AM

Bruin, fortunately no one is forcing you to marry an Armenian. Find a nice Indian or Chinese stud and marry him.

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Posted 14 April 2004 - 01:58 AM

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Bruin, fortunately no one is forcing you to marry an Armenian. Find a nice Indian or Chinese stud and marry him.


Yes, either that or go munch on a rug laugh.gif - I just love saying that...

Edited by Accelerated, 14 April 2004 - 02:03 AM.


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Posted 14 April 2004 - 02:13 AM

QUOTE (Azat @ Apr 14 2004, 01:52 AM)
Bruin, fortunately no one is forcing you to marry an Armenian. Find a nice Indian or Chinese stud and marry him.

Azat jan.. i dont know if we should sggst that to bruin.. but.. we should try to make her see that some of us are still.. well not like that list.. LOL

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Posted 14 April 2004 - 02:16 AM

I think when a person has made their mind up like Bruin has there is no hope. Nothing wrong with it... just move on. There are many great Japanese or French guys that may be qualified for her high expectations.

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Posted 14 April 2004 - 08:52 AM

QUOTE (Azat @ Apr 14 2004, 01:52 AM)
Bruin, fortunately no one is forcing you to marry an Armenian.  Find a nice Indian or Chinese stud and marry him.

Azat I think she said white like the American wonder bread!Spongy shallow and devoid of any character.I never understood the facination with the wonder bread.One day I squeezed the whole loaf and it shrank to one slice.Goes to show you never know what you'll get.
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so naturally white is the way to go

This is the biginning of the rabid assimilation process which we talked endlessly here.

Edited by Armat, 14 April 2004 - 08:57 AM.


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Posted 14 April 2004 - 09:10 AM

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There are many great Japanese or French guys that may be qualified for her high expectations.


french??

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Posted 14 April 2004 - 09:19 AM

QUOTE (axel @ Apr 14 2004, 09:10 AM)
french??

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I think he means French fries biggrin.gif

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Posted 14 April 2004 - 10:02 AM

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Posted 14 April 2004 - 06:14 PM

QUOTE (axel @ Apr 14 2004, 08:10 AM)
french??

Ok no French, How about Italian or Icelandic or Peruvian or Canadian(stay away from Domino) or Australian(stay away from Accel), it does not matter. If Armenian guy does not meet your needs(mental, physical, whateverelsetheremaybe) move on...




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