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[MosJan]

A woman from Los Angeles, who
was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland, near
Grants Pass, OR. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in
the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so
she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she
encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the
woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her
crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to the
nearest doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist and an
anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened
to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining
room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three
hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, 'What took
you so long?' He smiled and then told her, 'Well, I had
to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and
the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from
a recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down.'
GOD BLESS AMERICA

[Yervant1]

Ouch!!!!

[Ashot]

Human ' Treeman ' begs for help as he turns into a tree.