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[Sip]

Thanks for reminding me I was trying to forget that trip

If I ever met Ron in person, I would NEVER forget it!

[ExtraHye]

Ok fellas we're stretching poor old Jeremy's activities a bit too far aren't we?  I peronally can see a BIG difference between the ULTRA sexy porn "actresses" he has sex with and the "anything" that is being thrown around in this thread.  If some of you are so blind as to not being able to recognize the difference between "anything" and a "hot porn start", then I would say there is really something wrong with your wiring (as America-Hye puts it)! 

What is most amazing about him is how rediculously average he looks. In a world where men and women are constantly told they need to look like magazine covers to be successful, I think having one or two Ron Jeremys is definitely much more of a blessing than anything else.

I have nothing to say, your post here says it all. It shows how shallow men could get!!! It's out of love Sip jan. One thing I don't understand... If he was soooooooo famous, why did he start in that dumb reality TV show?

[ExtraHye]

If I ever met Ron in person, I would NEVER forget it!

It seems you already have!!! Weren't you the one that told us how you met Ron Jeremy at Vegas with Shiner?

[Azat]

There is no way he is Armenian. Have you guys not seen his.... errrr never mind...

He is what Teddy Roosevelt would classify as the ideal human being because he “speaks softly and carry a big stick”. if you know what I mean.

[DominO]

Have you guys not seen his.... errrr never mind...

His what?


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[Azat]

His car. He drives a Chevy and not a MB or BMW so he can't be Armenian.

What were you thinking it was Domino?

[DominO]

His car. He drives a Chevy and not a MB or BMW so he can't be Armenian.

What were you thinking it was Domino?

Well actualy, I was thinking you were talking about a dual Athlon64 FX-53 computer with 4096 Mb RAM etc... Why? What were you thinking I was thinking?

[Azat]

okay I have a quick story about Ron Jeremy.

I know this guy(lets call him ‘Azat’ for the purposes of this story) who had lunch with Ron Jeremy and an executive from VCA(large porn distributor)

This ‘Azat’ was there to demo voice recognition software that was going to be implemented in one of Ron's upcoming movies.

Waiter too their orders for drinks and disappeared. After about 10 minutes when there were no drinks ‘Azat’ stood up and walked over to the bar to see the status of the alcohol. There were 2 guys sitting there and looking over to Ron’s table and one of them got the courage to ask 'Azat' a question. The question was "Excuse me, that guy you are having lunch with... is that Jeremy Irons?" to which my friend 'Azat' replied, "Yes it is. He is very famous and a good actor" and he walked back to the table laughing.

I hear Ron loved that story and said that quiet a few people have called him Jeremy Irons.

[Maral]

So this friend 'Azat's best friend is the half Armenian/half Jewish porn star!
Fascinating!

Just for the sake of clearing this up...call Mr Jeremy and ask if he's Armenian

and....the last place I'ld expect to find you is having lunch with Jeremy whatever-his-last-name is!

and on another note...so this stick...is it really big???
Ok that's it ,no more edits..I promise

Edited by Maral, 26 April 2004 - 07:18 PM.

[Azat]

Maral jan, I have only met him once. I worked on a voice recognition software for DVD players to assist kids in reading books and such. VAC purchased the technology and hired our staff to work on a voice activated DVD player for the adult industry. After the demo of the prototype to the president of the porn company I was asked to go to lunch with him and Ron.

BTW: I only spent a little over an hour with both of them and it is incredible how normal and corporate they both were.

BTW2: that technology also got me tickets to a party at the Playboy mansion.

[Maral]

ok so the second place I would never expect to run into you would be with Hugh Heffner!

So what did we decide...is he half Armenian or not...I might use this on a Trivial Pursuit game

[Anileve]

Maral jan, I have only met him once. I worked on a voice recognition software for DVD players to assist kids in reading books and such. VAC purchased the technology and hired our staff to work on a voice activated DVD player for the adult industry. After the demo of the prototype to the president of the porn company I was asked to go to lunch with him and Ron.

BTW: I only spent a little over an hour with both of them and it is incredible how normal and corporate they both were.

BTW2: that technology also got me tickets to a party at the Playboy mansion.

Coming to terms with your distant and dark past? You are quite brave, but you are still a perv!

[Azat]

not a perv but a porn-angel

[Anileve]

A "complete porn-angel" with striped PJ's and a hot pink umbrella, flying through the woods of tall and thick trees. Now in terms of your voice recognition DVD, how is the project intended for women coming along? I remember hearing something of that sort, regarding the satisfaction of both genders, not just one!

[Azat]

Well, I was(2 years ago) told that they were going to create one for women as well, but why would women need to have both hands free? Amot Azatin

[Azat]

Eve did you mean this pic ->

[DominO]

Well, I was(2 years ago) told that they were going to create one for women as well, but why would women need to have both hands free?  Amot Azatin

Am I the only angel that has no clue of what Azat is talking about?

Edited by Fadix, 27 April 2004 - 10:30 AM.

[Anileve]

Eve did you mean this pic ->

JES! That's the one I meant, although I haven't mentioned your extracurricular activities outside of the forum and your double sided personality. "Shaken, not stirred" comes to mind. And your humble nature, which is just as addicting to those bunnies which are giggling to grasp your attention. Azat would you stop luring women into your international Playboy web? Soon your harem will explode from the overwhelming number of voluntarily entrapped women. Vay vay, is incha katarvum??!!!

[Azat]

that is the funniest pic I have ever made. I can't stop laughing each time I see that pic.

[ExtraHye]

that is the funniest pic I have ever made.  I can't stop laughing each time I see that pic.

Funniest picture you made? Or the funniest picture you took We all know it's really you on there.