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God's Greatest Invention
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, May 02 2006 12:41 AM
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 11:52 AM
What would monkeys say about this? All along they thaught it was created for them. Cheated maybe? 
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 01:59 PM
God's greatest invention: POTATO
Man's greatest invention: Ketchup
Man + God = Perfection
Have you EVER had a bad potato? I don't care how you prepare a potato, it is always good (bake, fry, mash, grill, soup, dried into chips, etc). Except maybe in raw form. The only other thing I can think of that comes remotely close is the mushroom. I don't think I have ever had a bad mushroom dish (assuming the mushroom is edible to begin with).
Man's greatest invention: Ketchup
Man + God = Perfection
Have you EVER had a bad potato? I don't care how you prepare a potato, it is always good (bake, fry, mash, grill, soup, dried into chips, etc). Except maybe in raw form. The only other thing I can think of that comes remotely close is the mushroom. I don't think I have ever had a bad mushroom dish (assuming the mushroom is edible to begin with).
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 02:40 PM
QUOTE(Sip @ May 2 2006, 03:59 PM) 
Except maybe in raw form.
Hey Sip try this recipe with raw potato.
Cut potato into 1/4 inch cubes
Add olive oil, salt and red pepper. You can add other spices if you like
Mix it well and let it sit for a little while and eat it with pita bread or Italian.
Try it you will like it.
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 02:41 PM
Hmmmmmm .... sounds interesting ... what is a "little while"? Like few minutes or few hours? Are the potatos still crunchy?
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 02:48 PM
QUOTE(Sip @ May 2 2006, 04:41 PM)
Hmmmmmm .... sounds interesting ... what is a "little while"? Like few minutes or few hours? Are the potatos still crunchy?
Just enough time for the salt and oil to be absorbed by potato. Like fifteen minutes or so but not too long so that you don't loose the crunch thats the baeuty.
Let me know when you try.
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 02:58 PM
QUOTE(Yervant1 @ May 2 2006, 03:40 PM)
Hey Sip try this recipe with raw potato.
Cut potato into 1/4 inch cubes
Add olive oil, salt and red pepper. You can add other spices if you like
Mix it well and let it sit for a little while and eat it with pita bread or Italian.
Try it you will like it.
Cut potato into 1/4 inch cubes
Add olive oil, salt and red pepper. You can add other spices if you like
Mix it well and let it sit for a little while and eat it with pita bread or Italian.
Try it you will like it.
a raw potato??????????
really?
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 03:01 PM
QUOTE(Maral @ May 2 2006, 04:58 PM)
a raw potato??????????
really?
really?
You don't know what you are missing.
Give it a try.
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 03:09 PM
QUOTE(Yervant1 @ May 2 2006, 03:40 PM)
Hey Sip try this recipe with raw potato.
Cut potato into 1/4 inch cubes
Add olive oil, salt and red pepper. You can add other spices if you like
Mix it well and let it sit for a little while and eat it with pita bread or Italian.
Try it you will like it.
Cut potato into 1/4 inch cubes
Add olive oil, salt and red pepper. You can add other spices if you like
Mix it well and let it sit for a little while and eat it with pita bread or Italian.
Try it you will like it.
eat it with PITA BREAD or ITALIAN?
and Italian what?
ok that was silly...too much coffee today...
on another site I was reading that God Greatest Invention were plastic see-through straps for womans bras to use in the Summer...
Edited by Maral, 02 May 2006 - 03:11 PM.
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 03:20 PM
QUOTE(Maral @ May 2 2006, 02:09 PM)
eat it with PITA BREAD or ITALIAN?
and Italian what?
ok that was silly...too much coffee today...
on another site I was reading that God Greatest Invention were plastic see-through straps for womans bras to use in the Summer...
and Italian what?
ok that was silly...too much coffee today...
on another site I was reading that God Greatest Invention were plastic see-through straps for womans bras to use in the Summer...
why is that so great. We all still see them and pretend to no see them however we do start to wonder what the bottom part of that bra looks like.
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 03:23 PM
This proves God is a woman. If God was a man, he would make the whole bra out of that see-through material!
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 03:25 PM
QUOTE(Azat @ May 2 2006, 05:20 PM)
what the bottom part of that bra looks like.
Nothing like the strap part.
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 03:28 PM
QUOTE(Sip @ May 2 2006, 04:23 PM)
This proves God is a woman. If God was a man, he would make the whole bra out of that see-through material!
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 03:29 PM
QUOTE(Sip @ May 2 2006, 05:23 PM)
This proves God is a woman. If God was a man, he would make the whole bra out of that see-through material!
No Sip if it's up to women they would make it see-through in order to tease us. Men like to leave somethings to the imagination.
Edited by Yervant1, 02 May 2006 - 03:31 PM.
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 03:32 PM
tsk tsk tsk...
now how exactly did we go from God inventing the banana to bras
now how exactly did we go from God inventing the banana to bras
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 03:33 PM
QUOTE(Maral @ May 2 2006, 02:32 PM)
tsk tsk tsk...
now how exactly did we go from God inventing the banana to bras
now how exactly did we go from God inventing the banana to bras
Well as they say "All roads lead to bras"
no wait it was Rome
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 03:34 PM
QUOTE(Maral @ May 2 2006, 05:32 PM)
tsk tsk tsk...
now how exactly did we go from God inventing the banana to bras
now how exactly did we go from God inventing the banana to bras
Women Women Women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The root of all evil.
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 03:35 PM
QUOTE(Yervant1 @ May 2 2006, 04:34 PM)
Women Women Women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The root of all evil.
it's not that women are evil...it's that men are weak
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 03:37 PM
QUOTE(Maral @ May 2 2006, 05:35 PM)
it's not that women are evil...it's that men are weak
Yes I agree men only thinks one thing and it's not the babana.
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 03:38 PM
HAHHAHAHA
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