A Place For Intellectual Discussions Or Just Plain
#1
Posted 05 December 2003 - 08:47 PM
I am interested, do men have conversations in public Restrooms? The only reason I ask is because Ladies Room usually substitutes the “Discussions Lounge” where various topics of Political, relationships, philosophical and feminist content arise with the sound of the toilets flushing. Now with men, I think it’s more like the quick “thoughtless” (as in most cases) procedure. Do you ever feel uncomfortable exposing your crown jewels next to the bad-aiming stranger next to you in fear of being judged?
I have to admit that I have been curious for some time and always forget to ask my guy friends. Let’s get to the bottom of this phenomenon! I hope I am not being too intrusive or grotesque. If I am well, I am not sorry a bit , we are all adults here, except of course for some members with an alias associated with animals that Jews refuse to eat.
#2
Posted 05 December 2003 - 08:51 PM
#3
Posted 05 December 2003 - 08:56 PM
#4
Posted 05 December 2003 - 08:58 PM
haha, good question... depends on where i am.. if it's within a specific community, yeah, i do, but if i'm just anywhere, nope, i don't.I am interested, do men have conversations in public Restrooms?
#5
Posted 05 December 2003 - 09:02 PM
Azat your answer was indeed very informative, at leas it was more than a no, Bravo! You get a whole matchbox full of dead lice.
Anyhoo, please explain your answers. And if it is no, then perhaps you were a witness of some, and what do you discuss. Sheesh, talk about chew and spit it out…
#6
Posted 05 December 2003 - 09:19 PM
Me: "Oops... sorry" (after banging him with the door because for some reason he always stands behind the door when I open it)
He: "Ohh... Hey how are you doing?"
Me: "Fine, and you?"
He: "Not bad. Well.. you have a good night" (he leaves)
Me: "Good night, see you later (in the bathroom)"
End of conversation.
Ani, are you happy now?
#7
Posted 05 December 2003 - 09:31 PM
MEZ Azat torreeq sa azat yerkir e - gone Zugaranum Azat torrq @zganq mez
#8
Posted 05 December 2003 - 09:35 PM
The other aspects you may be interested is the unwritten "codes" ... the algorithm for urinal usage is basically a form of solving the gravity/anti-gravity problem ... i.e. you have these particles (guys) that are strongly attracted to these things (urinals) but strongly repelled by each other ... and the equilibrium state is often achieved by the guys utilizing the farthest possible urinals from each other. If there is no time to do the optimization or if they "have to go", the rule of thumb is at least one urinal separated from the closest person or on opposite sides of the wall.
Unwritten urinal code #2 ... washing hands is optional
#9
Posted 05 December 2003 - 09:45 PM
Do you REALLY wanna know?all I get are some dry one liners??!!!!! Come on guys, please help this poor soul, for gods sakes spill the beans in a more elaborate matter!
Edit: I'm assuming others don't, so lol...
Uhh, no, nothing explicit though. I guess I can't avoid censorship on this board today... *waits*
Edited by Dan, 05 December 2003 - 09:46 PM.
#10
Posted 05 December 2003 - 09:49 PM
Mos Jan, iharke yes uzumem imanam te inchi masin eq duk khosum, dra hamar yes hartsretsi. Haskanalie vor duk uzumek mnak menak dzer txamardkants mtkeri mech, buyts mi ankam karak ays tankagan gaghtnika indz batsatrek.
Seap, I am even more certain of my conclusive vote, you are the funniest hyeforumer, hands down! Spanetsir, that was brilliant dude!
As far as the rest of you go, come on guys seriously, remember…remember…remember (echoing words in a hypnotizing mode) what were some of the discussions you’ve heard or engaged in. Have you had a guy confess his harsh break up in the bathroom? Or propose to pay you money so that you can distract his wife, so that he can leap to see his mistress? Come on!
#11
Posted 05 December 2003 - 09:52 PM
What do you think? Do you think I typed up 30 paragraphs of text for my health?Do you REALLY wanna know?
#12
Posted 05 December 2003 - 09:56 PM
#13
Posted 05 December 2003 - 10:00 PM
3) If there are people in the stalls and you are using the urinal, it's often "proper" to turn on a faucet, wait few seconds, then turn off the faucet so the people in the stalls think you just washed your hands.
4) Ripping the paper towel after the faucet ceremony must be done in the loudest possible way. Slam the operating handle and RIP with force to make a bold statement that I'm DONE and will be leaving soon. So all those that are holding back their loud farts know that at least one guy will be leaving and they can let it rip more freely.
By the way, the no hand washing thing ... I need to clarify ... it's possible for a guy to enter a bathroom, do his busniess, and leave the bathroom without touching ANYTHING other than his zipper. It takes practice but it is very possible. The key is to wait at the proper time to leave ... i.e. let someone else open the door and you just use your shoe to keep it open for yourself.
#14
Posted 05 December 2003 - 10:02 PM
If you are interested I can get you the poem next week, I don't remember it by heart
#15
Posted 05 December 2003 - 10:09 PM
lol, no.. I think it was a rhetorical question that I asked.What do you think? Do you think I typed up 30 paragraphs of text for my health?
Well, it goes something like this:
guy: yo.
me: uhh hi..
guy: wazzap
me: nothin' much.......
guy: i'm stan.
me: ......
guy: and you are?
me: ..........
guy: cat eat your tongue?
me: uhh no.. why?
guy: why what?
me: um nothing, see ya later.... (translated as: yeah right)
yeah.... i've come across weird ones, one guy was on crack and was asking me weird personal questions, but he seemed nice lol..
#16
Posted 05 December 2003 - 10:10 PM
roflmfao... i thought i was the only one.. ok, i know that probably sounds disgusting, but i hate washing my hands...If there are people in the stalls and you are using the urinal, it's often "proper" to turn on a faucet, wait few seconds, then turn off the faucet so the people in the stalls think you just washed your hands.
#17
Posted 05 December 2003 - 10:16 PM
Azat your answer was indeed very informative, at leas it was more than a no, Bravo! You get a whole matchbox full of dead lice.
anileve jan, why? I did not think I needed to use more words to say the same thing. I'll answers it a bit differently. I do not think I have ever engaged in a conversation with anyone in a restroom. My boss in an company I use to work at few years back would walk in after his guys and start asking technical questions and I always felt really uncomfortable.
As for washing hands. I must be paranoid or something but I wash my hands no matter what I do and I will never ever touch the door knobs in a restroom with bare hands. I always use the paper towel that I dried my hands with to open the door with because I know so many men do not wash their hands.
#18
Posted 05 December 2003 - 10:22 PM
Dan, do you always introduce yourself in the bathrooms before taking care of business?
Sasun, yes please post those poems I am burning with curiosity.
#19
Posted 05 December 2003 - 10:24 PM
But women are different to begin with, because it is not unusual for them to go to the public restroom together in the first place. Guys never do this.
#20
Posted 05 December 2003 - 10:27 PM
Well I don’t blame you, after hearing these God awful stories! I must admit that I did go to the men’s room on a few occasions, because the women’s line was worse that the line for the bread in Yerevan during ’90-92. And I washed my hands and turned the knob with my bare hands, now I have a sudden urge to dip my hands into the rubbing alcohol!I will never ever touch the door knobs in a restroom with bare hands. I always use the paper towel that I dried my hands with to open the door with because I know so many men do not wash their hands.
My boss in an company I use to work at few years back would walk in after his guys and start asking technical questions and I always felt really uncomfortable.
Why such discomfort?
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