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#1 hyebruin

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 06:51 PM

Hey Azat!! you got any more funny stuff??? it's been a while you know!!! and we can only wait soooooo long!! :rolleyes: ....... you post the funniest s**t ever that's why I'm putting U on the spot!! B) ...... :lol: :lol: ....aaaahhh!! for whatever reason? unbeknownst to me!! I think I'm funnier in person (vs. online!! :huh: )

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 07:21 PM

Yah Azat, I agree with Bruin ... come on dude, get with the program! :D

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 07:48 PM

Well, to get things started, here's a look at the hyeforum servers before and after Garo did his "upgrade". Garo, j/k bud!!!!! :notworthy:

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 09:07 PM

LOL Sip... It almost looks like the Physics lab at university I used to work in. :lol:

Good one, mate. Heh!

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 09:43 PM

well, leave it to Sip to come up with the strangest looking pics ever!! i don't know which is funnier??? this computer lab one or the one with the drivers goin' postal (car crash pileup) :blink: :huh: .......they strange! but they sure look funny!!! :lol: ....and dan, question for you: is 'mate' the canadian version of bro/bud? or is it part of an esoteric geek vocab? (haaaaaaa :P ....sip knows what i mean!!) :)

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 09:49 PM

Garo jan tesnum es mez inchi terr en drel ???

de lav ban chka / sut chka vro gone kes@ j@shmartutyun chlini - i liek the 8th boll


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Posted 29 April 2003 - 11:09 PM

Sip one of the wires is missing :flex: !
That photo is taken at the moment I was pumping our old forum data into new forum's database ;)

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 11:10 PM

dan, question for you: is 'mate' the canadian version of bro/bud? or is it part of an esoteric geek vocab?


Hmmmm, I'm not sure about that one. ;) Many people here in Canada use the word "mate" to refer to "bro", even though it's typically Australian. ;)

And yea, I meant it as that, not something else. :lol:

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Posted 30 April 2003 - 12:00 AM

Well, just to add to the craziness, this one is 100% real! My bro was asking me today if he should take Basic Mule Principles or Advanced Mule Handeling at the community college this summer ... of course I told him he should go with the Advanced Mule since that will look better on his record when he applies to UCLA next year.

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I am NOT making this up ... this is a direct scan of the course catalog. They also sometimes offer "underwater basket-weaving" but that one is not going to be offered this summer ... I guess Advanced Mules is the only choice. B)

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Posted 30 April 2003 - 01:52 AM

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Posted 30 April 2003 - 05:02 PM

Bruin, I think my friends don't like me no more. I don't get many jokes anymore. :(

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Posted 30 April 2003 - 07:21 PM

LOL Dan, that evolution chart is hillarious! :lol:

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Posted 30 April 2003 - 07:42 PM

LOL Dan, that evolution chart is hillarious!

Yea, I thought so too. :lol:

I have more funny stuff. I was suffering from insomnia last night, and was up till like 5 am, so I thought I'd surf the web for some funny pics to post on here. :P

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Posted 30 April 2003 - 08:45 PM

Don't worry Azat, I will find my Newfies(never was able to speel that word, won't surprise you I think) joke book(if I find it), and will post them(of course after changing the word Newfies for Americans :) ).

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Posted 30 April 2003 - 08:51 PM

... I have more funny stuff. I was suffering from insomnia last night, and was up till like 5 am, so I thought I'd surf the web for some funny pics to post on here.  :P

The web sure is full of funny stuff! I think after porn, funny is probably the most common thing on the web. So usually a link will be fine! Otherwise we'll fill up the hyeforum servers in NO time. Plus, keep in mind that not everyone has a broadband connection and quite a few people are still bandwidth challenged ... so we try to keep the number of pics and especially their size to very small. I probably have like several gigs of funny stuff on my disks ... just accumulated over the years. Not to mention the kilobytes of funny crap I delete every day out of my inbox from supposed friends that keep spamming me!!!!

That mall one I hadn't seen before! Pretty hillarious and TRUE. :D

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Posted 30 April 2003 - 08:53 PM

... I have more funny stuff. I was suffering from insomnia last night, and was up till like 5 am, so I thought I'd surf the web for some funny pics to post on here.  :P

Well, the web is full of funny stuff! I think after porn, funny is probably the most common thing on the web. So usually a link will be fine! Otherwise we'll fill up the hyeforum servers in NO time. Plus, keep in mind that not everyone has a broadband connection and quite a few people are still bandwidth challenged ... so we try to keep the number of pics and especially their size to very small.

That mall one I hadn't seen before! Pretty hillarious and TRUE. :D

Actually you are wrong.

1- Religion/god related stuff.
2- porn.
3- Funny stuff...

But you will be right, in the sense that religion/god and porn. could be viewed as well, funny stuffs. :)

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Posted 30 April 2003 - 09:03 PM

DUDE Domino! You're WHACKED if you think God is above porn. Just do a search on google ...

Porn - 58,000,000 links
God - 44,500,000 links
Religion - 17,400,000 links
Sip - 2,050 links!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes: B)

Edit: Wow ... Sex 140,000,000 links

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Posted 30 April 2003 - 09:13 PM

Sorry seaphan you are wrong, porn is a general word like sex that is used in other language sites, while god is an english word, the word sex vs anything that has to do with religion, religion beats sex...

as for seaphan, Domino 45,400 links.
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Posted 30 April 2003 - 10:17 PM

Ahahahahahahaah ... so I searched for Domino, on google here's some of what we got on Page 1

2) : : Camel Blog ~ The Life of a Performing Dromedary : :
4) Domino Car Rental Home Page
6) Domino Aloul's Home Page
7) Domino J. Kurdahi's Home Page
10) Professor Domino P. Deek, CCS-NJIT

and here's the first thing that comes up on page 2!!!!!!!

11) Loves Microsoft, Hates America :D :lol: :P

Unforunately, I couldn't see the article since it's on NY Times website :( :blink: Hey Domino, I understand the hate america but but LOVE microsoft? REALLY???? I thought you were a MAC guy!

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Posted 30 April 2003 - 10:24 PM

Ok I had to see what this was so I signed up for the free account ... here's the free part of the article about Domino:

Loves Microsoft, Hates America

By Adam Davidson (NYT) 1979 words
Late Edition - Final , Section 6 , Page 18 , Column 1


Domino is a 23-year-old unemployed computer programmer who lives in his parents' apartment in a nice, middle-class neighborhood in Amman, Jordan. Down one street is the big Amman McDonald's, down another is Domino's mosque, where he prays several times a day. Stocky, with a big, messy beard, Domino speaks softly, hunched over, looking at the ground. When he makes an important point, he asks you to repeat it, and when you show you understand, he lifts his head, leans back with a great smile and says, ''Sah,'' ''correct.'' One day, he explained to me in careful detail why he wants to be a shaheed, a suicide bomber against the United States, quoting at length from the Koran. But when he's not talking about blowing himself up and killing American troops, Domino talks about his other great dream. ''I want to be a programmer at Microsoft,'' he says. ''Not just a programmer. I want to be well known, famous.''

Domino gives me a tour of his parents' apartment: it is long and narrow, with a private living room for the family and another, more ornate one, for guests. Domino's bedroom is in the back, and it is small and bare. Everything Domino has on display sits on a small desk: a copy of the Koran, in blue leather with ornate gold Arabic script on the cover, and a few boxes of audiotapes that he listens to every day.


ahahahahahhahahaha hahahaha hahahah :lol2:




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