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[vava]

Men.

So sad Nairi Surely there's a sexy swaggering guy out there ready to stimulate your (intelectual) senses?

[Sip]

Men.

Sorry for the pics. I know those were the factor. Don't judge all men by those and don't forget those are fake

[Sip]

A-H  I would have thought by now...at your age - you might be a little less superficial regarding looks and such -

To his defense, he looks at least 20 years younger so it's ok.

[nairi]

Muslims shave their private parts, but they're not allowed to pluck their eyebrows or wax their faces.

I haven't met the man that turns me on, so the only conclusion I can draw is that of all the men that I have met, they all turned me off.

[Sip]

Nair, what if you're already turned on and don't even know it? Ever consider that possibility?

[Armat]

I love watermelon too, preferably chilled and sliced. Yet why do people put salt on it and kill the good taste. Tradition is SO, SO stupid.

I reiterate that for breasts the size of watermelons are a turn-off. Add to that the dolma-keets of many Armenian women. I hope every Armenian plastic surgeon makes millions removing the big Armenian noses and making our women more attractive. Cut off their big breasts and reduce the size of their noses.

That’s it I had it! Edo jan brni inzi! What is wrong with natural looks!! There is something about the person’s character the way they are. Imagine Barbara S. without her nose. I feel repulsed when beauty has to be manipulated, breasts have to be tempered with; faces have to be pulled back! (Joan Rivers is a nightmare). I am a painter and I paint nude figures often and without exaggeration I find beauty on every type of people furthermore more distinctive the features the more I am interested in that person. Woman with strong lips, dark prominent eyebrows and noses attract me a lot. Nothing turns me off then boring generic Anglo Saxon features…

[Harut]

nothing really turns me off these days.

[Azat]

smoke!! who wants to kiss an ashtray anyway?!

- Me

think they're all that (bigheaded!)

- me

always wear suits...this refers to guys in armenia!

-me again

have piercings (especially the tongue!)

once again me

wear huge gold rings on their pinky

- hmmm me again

wear too much cologne or stink of sweat (yuck!)

- wow me on both

drink too much and hang out at clubs all the time (i wonder what kind of future they have...)

- this one describes me to the teeth

are too overprotective

me again - I am starting to notice a trend here.

are shallow

- oh finally not me. I am not shallow. I just got my GEDs after being a Senior in Hollywood High for the last 14 years.


Hunny, does this mean that you and I can't be an item? Remember I am not shallow.

[Azat]

I don't know where you guys buy your watermelons or your grapefruit but I have to say the watermelons that I get from the local market weight about 30 pounds and I date say that there is no one that has breasts those big. And Grapefruit. Holly cow, that is way too big for me too. A nice full B is all I want.(remember a mouth full is all you need. )

[Azat]

....Who needs a sissy boring lover? ...

Armat, On behalf of and as the president of SBLSoA I ask you to retract your statement as soon as possible.






SBLSoA - Sissy Boring Lover Society of America

[ED]

Nice haircut (stylish, something like Hitler's mustache) will do for me. Same goes for men, especially if you are not that gifted with longevity of your list, at least it would look bigger.   That of course doesn't apply to me!

maaaaan, I don’t know about you but this cracked me UPPPPPPP

Edited by Edward, 04 October 2003 - 05:03 PM.

[America-Hye]

I am the anti-thesis of Azat. Do I have a chance with this young hottie?

1. Have never smoked, ANYTHING

2. VERY humble in real life

3. NEVER wear suits.

4. NO piercings ever

5. Wear no jewelry at all, not even a watch

6. Only use a natural underarm deodorant. No cologne ever.

7 Drink only red wine, and only with meals

8. Give my woen a lot of latitude, not at all overprotective

9 SHALLOW. I'll have you thinking so deep about things that you will get dizzy.

Can you handle the anti-thesis of an Armenian man??? This old man is exceptionally well-preserved.

[Armat]

Armat, On behalf of and as the president of SBLSoA I ask you to retract your statement as soon as possible.






SBLSoA - Sissy Boring Lover Society of America

can I eat watermelons with your secretery?I promise I will be my most boring self respectful of the SBLSoA rules. Ask her if she likes a sensitive,endlessly talkative,hairy, big nose, bold guy.I am sure I got her juice bar flowing!

[nairi]

Sip, if I'm turned on it's because of myself and not because of an external male factor.

America-Hye, you too are a turn off.

[Azat]

Nairi jan, I am so glad you did not say "Azat, you too are a turn off."

[Sip]

Nairi jan, I am so glad you did not say "Azat, you too are a turn off."

Azat, you've picked the WRONG day

[Armat]

I am the anti-thesis of Azat. Do I have a chance with this young hottie?

1. Have never smoked, ANYTHING

2. VERY humble in real life

3. NEVER wear suits.

4. NO piercings ever

5. Wear no jewelry at all, not even a watch

6. Only use a natural underarm deodorant. No cologne ever.

7 Drink only red wine, and only with meals

8. Give my woen a lot of latitude, not at all overprotective

9 SHALLOW. I'll have you thinking so deep about things that you will get dizzy.

Can you handle the anti-thesis of an Armenian man??? This old man is exceptionally well-preserved.

Hagarag ,
you forgat to mention that at moments notice you will drop the poor unfortunate girl for her brother..

[Armat]

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Edited by Armat, 04 October 2003 - 06:10 PM.

[hyebruin]

Big watermelon breasts. No class look. nothing more attractive than a slim, leggy woman with no more than grapefruit sized breasts.

sooo does that mean you also like orange juice?

[Armat]

Guys I am forming a club for “proud to be a male” and suggested candidates for president are
1 Azat
2 Sip
3 Edward
4 Thoth
5 Harout
6 Hagarag?
7 Other
Rules are as fallows
1.Never allow a break during lovemaking
2. Must never take the trash out!
3. Must always watch Football on Sundays and wives and girlfriends must be out!
4. Always tell her she is beautiful even if she grows a mustache!
5. When in trouble buy her flowers!
6. If she complains too much send her to the mall with her friends
feel free to continue