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#1 MosJan

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Posted 25 September 2008 - 10:31 AM

Dictionary for MEN. After all these years I still need this.


(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying #$%& YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.


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Posted 25 September 2008 - 10:52 AM

(10) I Have a Headache: Forget about it! naughty.gif You are in the Dog house. tongue.gif

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Posted 25 September 2008 - 11:33 AM

QUOTE (Yervant1 @ Sep 25 2008, 09:52 AM)
(10) I Have a Headache: Forget about it! naughty.gif You are in the Dog house. tongue.gif



(11) I Have a Headache: Forget about it; also means she is about to become potential murder suspect (pms)

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Posted 25 September 2008 - 11:36 AM

(12) silant for 1 hour; beware!! volcano is about to erupt

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Posted 25 September 2008 - 07:49 PM

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... I have to say though, some of it does sound familiar oops.gif

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 01:00 AM

Yeseli uzumei amusnanay... apsos...

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 05:20 AM

(13) Ok, I guess we can go to the buffet again if that's what you really want.

Translation: If you want to live, you will take me somewhere fancy now and NEVER think about buffet again.

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 08:01 AM

QUOTE (Sip @ Sep 26 2008, 07:20 AM)
(13) Ok, I guess we can go to the buffet again if that's what you really want.

Translation: If you want to live, you will take me somewhere fancy now and NEVER think about buffet again.


And so Sip reveals the real reasons he's still a bachelor... wink.gif




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