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#1 Anonymouse

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 08:07 PM

Do you want know if an older women can be with a younger man in the Armenian community? Do you want to know if age matters? Do you want to know if it is okay to date an odar? Do you think your newfound love interest will be accepted into the family? What about the Armenian community? Do you think men and women can be friends like Plato? Well, do not go further, for Madaleine Albright has taken the time away from her busy schedule stuffing herself with little children, to come talk to us here at HyeForum!

Here she is giving Henry Kissinger some advice on a broken heart.



And here she is smiling.




She will now be taking your questions ladies and gentlemen, so if you have them, please post them, as she will respond. However, due to the fact that this may arouse confusion and suspicion, I am relinquishing my account entirely, to Madeline Albright now.

Edited by Anonymouse, 07 August 2007 - 08:17 PM.


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Posted 07 August 2007 - 08:10 PM

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#3 Anonymouse

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 08:14 PM

QUOTE(Yervant1 @ Aug 7 2007, 09:10 PM)
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Stop laffing! I am very serious! As you can see I am dancing in my avatar! If you piss me off, I will be mad like this!



Now ask me a damn question about your relationship, you Armenian.

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 08:21 PM

Dear Mrs Madaleine Albright, Are you single?

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 08:31 PM

QUOTE(Avo47 @ Aug 7 2007, 10:21 PM)
Dear Mrs Madaleine Albright, Are you single?

Avo Jan you are too old for her. tongue.gif

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 08:37 PM

Yervant jan true love doesn't care about age wub.gif

#7 Anonymouse

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 08:40 PM

QUOTE(Avo47 @ Aug 7 2007, 09:21 PM)
Dear Mrs Madaleine Albright, Are you single?


Yes. sad.gif

My last boyfriend dumped me because he said I looked like an owl. Observe.



#8 Anonymouse

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 08:41 PM

QUOTE(Yervant1 @ Aug 7 2007, 09:31 PM)
Avo Jan you are too old for her. tongue.gif


He is never too old for me. wink.gif Neither are you, suga.

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 08:45 PM

QUOTE(Anonymouse @ Aug 7 2007, 10:14 PM)
Now ask me a damn question about your relationship, you Armenian.

Dear Madaleine Albright Why Delalalalalala hates Armenian men so much?

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 08:48 PM

I second Yervant, is it because she's a tune mnatsats 35 year old?

#11 Anonymouse

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 08:52 PM

QUOTE(Yervant1 @ Aug 7 2007, 09:45 PM)
Dear Madaleine Albright Why Delalalalalala hates Armenian men so much?


My guess is that Delalalalalala has gotten her face smeared by some Armenian man's manseed and she was not too fond of that and ever since then she equates Armenian men with brute Cro-Magnon barbarism....until recently, she found her young Armenian puppy, but she will grow old of that as despite her express dislike of that brutish Yeti-ness that is the Armo Male, she is drawn to that brutishness, in its older and more hard variants, as opposed to the young pups. This young puppy love she found is about as failed as when we brokered the "peace talks" at Camp David with my Jewish liaison, Dennis Ross.

#12 Anonymouse

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 08:53 PM

QUOTE(Avo47 @ Aug 7 2007, 09:48 PM)
I second Yervant, is it because she's a tune mnatsats 35 year old?


Please read my reply above. Thanks.

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 03:03 AM

Ms Albright!!

Can I avoid waxing/shaving my 'Armenian' upper body for women to find me more attractive??

#14 Anonymouse

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 09:39 AM

QUOTE(Accelerated @ Aug 9 2007, 04:03 AM)
Ms Albright!!

Can I avoid waxing/shaving my 'Armenian' upper body for women to find me more attractive??


No you may not my furball friend. Wax early and wax often. I have given up waxing my back but to no avail. Take it from me, it has gotten me no where. Why do you think I'm still single?

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 03:24 PM

Arpa jan please see your PM box

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 03:26 PM

QUOTE(Anonymouse @ Aug 7 2007, 07:14 PM)
Stop laffing! I am very serious! As you can see I am dancing in my avatar! If you piss me off, I will be mad like this!



Now ask me a damn question about your relationship, you Armenian.



iy mard der Halloween 4 amis ka / hani et mask@ / yerexeq@ chvaenan

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 06:29 PM

QUOTE(MosJan @ Aug 9 2007, 09:26 PM)
iy mard der Halloween 4 amis ka / hani et mask@ / yerexeq@ chvaenan

Ayo, Sireli MosJan,
Inchu menq khosenq Madaleini ******** masin?
Ardyoq menq urish vori tsav chunenq?

Edited by MosJan, 09 August 2007 - 06:39 PM.
ardyoiq yes urish gluxi tsav chunem ??





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