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#1 Yervant1

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Posted 14 February 2007 - 09:45 AM

List top ten things that you don't want Phantom to write about at Hyeforum on Valentine's Day.
I'll put down two entries only and the rest is free for all, even you Phantom. smile.gif

Heeeeeeeeeere we Goooooooooooooo...........

10- About his sex life or Lifestyle
09- About his age, how he looks ten years younger
partytime.gif

BTW Happy Valentine's Day to Everybody, especially to the Ladies of Hyeforum. hug.gif smile.gif

#2 Takoush

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Posted 14 February 2007 - 10:13 AM

08- About Mamigonians and their huge army coming from China and
......being mixed with us
07- About Armenians having been mixed with Heryas
06- About Armenians having been mixed with Mongolians
05- About any untrue negative myths written on our respected and loved artists/writers/poets/political
......figures and creating doubts and discrediting their genius and their heroic deeds when we
......feel and have national pride towards them


Edited by Anahid Takouhi, 14 February 2007 - 10:40 AM.


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Posted 14 February 2007 - 11:14 AM

QUOTE(Yervant1 @ Feb 14 2007, 03:45 PM) View Post

List top ten things that you don't want Phantom to write about at Hyeforum on Valentine's Day.
I'll put down two entries only and the rest is free for all, even you Phantom. smile.gif

Heeeeeeeeeere we Goooooooooooooo...........

10- About his sex life or Lifestyle
09- About his age, how he looks ten years younger
partytime.gif

BTW Happy Valentine's Day to Everybody, especially to the Ladies of Hyeforum. hug.gif smile.gif

If and when you receive a card from Hagarag, check the postal stamp to see which “hospital” for the delusionarily deranged , “abused by the clergy”, Sino-Hebraic“, "Wow! You look so much younger than the years, studdier than all studs!“ it is from.
Who misplaced the key to that rubber room?
partytime.gif goof.gif
And if he is still walking up the street... watch out! Here come the men in white jackets.

Edited by Arpa, 14 February 2007 - 11:15 AM.


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Posted 14 February 2007 - 11:50 AM

Come on everyone be nice to our young friend!! Here is a joke to for you...

Ed Was In Trouble...
His wife didn't want him to forget it was Valentine's Day, tomorrow.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 5 seconds
AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window
and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the
driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,
brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a
brand new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday.

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Posted 14 February 2007 - 12:56 PM

Sorry Yervant and Forum, but I have a woman 22 years younger than me chasing me!! ..and she is not a mental health employee.

QUOTE(Yervant1 @ Feb 14 2007, 09:45 AM) View Post

List top ten things that you don't want Phantom to write about at Hyeforum on Valentine's Day.
I'll put down two entries only and the rest is free for all, even you Phantom. smile.gif

Heeeeeeeeeere we Goooooooooooooo...........

10- About his sex life or Lifestyle
09- About his age, how he looks ten years younger
partytime.gif

BTW Happy Valentine's Day to Everybody, especially to the Ladies of Hyeforum. hug.gif smile.gif



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Posted 14 February 2007 - 01:37 PM

Hey Anahid,

Can we call your list ways of "INSULTING ARMENIANNESS?"

You forgot the French and Germans who mixed with us under the Armenian Kingdom in Giligia and the occasional intermixing with Scandinavian merchants in times past.


QUOTE(Anahid Takouhi @ Feb 14 2007, 10:13 AM) View Post

08- About Mamigonians and their huge army coming from China and
......being mixed with us
07- About Armenians having been mixed with Heryas
06- About Armenians having been mixed with Mongolians
05- About any untrue negative myths written on our respected and loved artists/writers/poets/political
......figures and creating doubts and discrediting their genius and their heroic deeds when we
......feel and have national pride towards them



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Posted 14 February 2007 - 01:53 PM

QUOTE(ExtraHye @ Feb 14 2007, 12:50 PM) View Post

Come on everyone be nice to our young friend!! Here is a joke to for you...

Ed Was In Trouble...
His wife didn't want him to forget it was Valentine's Day, tomorrow.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 5 seconds
AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window
and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the
driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,
brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a
brand new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday.


Ed jan; now she's going to starve you to death (unless you apologize to her quickly) and bring her flowers or a box of chocolate or a diamond ring. smile.gif Unless she was expecting a brand new car. tongue.gif Ed, you better act quick or she may divorce you.

And while you do that; is it possible to expect from you to each HyeForum woman a box of chocolate? wink.gif


Edited by Anahid Takouhi, 14 February 2007 - 02:17 PM.


#8 Takoush

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Posted 14 February 2007 - 02:54 PM

Here's another one.

Ed goes to town and gets a very precise scale. Then he prompts his wife to get on it. His wife says I'll get on it but you have to leave the room. Ed says; 'look dear, if I stay and watch I'll get you whatever you want (a diamond ring or a car). If I leave the room then you will not get anything for Valentine's day, plus you have to give me something." "What"? asks his wife.

Ed thinks about it for a minute or two, then he says, 'well you must give me another son or else'. tongue.gif

His wife quietly climbs up the scale while Ed is still in the room. smile.gif tongue.gif



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Posted 14 February 2007 - 02:54 PM

QUOTE(phantom22 @ Feb 14 2007, 10:56 AM) View Post

Sorry Yervant and Forum, but I have a woman 22 years younger than me chasing me!! ..and she is not a mental health employee.



chasing you or chasing you away ???

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Posted 14 February 2007 - 02:55 PM

achqis dzer jan@ qorra galis

hesa Ed@ yekav dzer hartser@ shat lurja linelu

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Posted 14 February 2007 - 02:58 PM

QUOTE(MosJan @ Feb 14 2007, 03:55 PM) View Post

achqis dzer jan@ qorra galis

hesa Ed@ yekav dzer hartser@ shat lurja linelu

Inch bid ane Ed@ mezi ban bid ane? tongue.gif



Edited by Anahid Takouhi, 14 February 2007 - 03:14 PM.


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Posted 14 February 2007 - 03:37 PM

QUOTE(phantom22 @ Feb 14 2007, 01:56 PM) View Post

Sorry Yervant and Forum, but I have a woman 22 years younger than me chasing me!! ..and she is not a mental health employee.

Hey Phantom22 is there any connection between the 22 in your name and the age difference of this mental girl?

http://www.humanilln...3_0_img0228.jpg

Edited by Yervant1, 14 February 2007 - 03:57 PM.


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Posted 14 February 2007 - 04:17 PM

Columbus, Galilieo, DaVinci and Edison were also judged insane at one time.

No the "22" in my moniker has nothing to do with "60" or "38." Just coincidence.

QUOTE(Yervant1 @ Feb 14 2007, 03:37 PM) View Post

Hey Phantom22 is there any connection between the 22 in your name and the age difference of this mental girl?

http://www.humanilln...3_0_img0228.jpg



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Posted 14 February 2007 - 04:32 PM

QUOTE(phantom22 @ Feb 14 2007, 05:17 PM) View Post

Columbus, Galilieo, DaVinci and Edison were also judged insane at one time.

Any prediction when you will join to the list of those people that you listed?
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No the "22" in my moniker has nothing to do with "60" or "38." Just coincidence.

This must be the sign you were waiting!!!!!!
There is something divine about you that Arpa don't see it, but believe me I do see it.
It will happen in 22 years which means you will be 82.
Oh man 22 years is too long for everybody to wait, is it possible to shorten that period by your divine (Jesus intervention) to shorten it? I'm am excited. partytime.gif


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Posted 15 February 2007 - 12:57 PM

QUOTE(phantom22 @ Feb 14 2007, 08:17 PM) View Post

Columbus, Galilieo, DaVinci and Edison were also judged insane at one time.


Yes, here is the key difference "one time" not "all the time". smile.gif

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Posted 15 February 2007 - 01:54 PM

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Hey Anahid,

Can we call your list ways of "INSULTING ARMENIANNESS?"

You forgot the French and Germans who mixed with us under the Armenian Kingdom in Giligia and the occasional intermixing with Scandinavian merchants in times past.


Phantom, I have to confess! I also intermixed with German, French and Scandinavian ladies. Would you like to see some pictures? tongue.gif

Edited by gamavor, 15 February 2007 - 01:55 PM.


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Posted 15 February 2007 - 02:26 PM

QUOTE(gamavor @ Feb 15 2007, 02:54 PM) View Post

Phantom, I have to confess! I also intermixed with German, French and Scandinavian ladies. Would you like to see some pictures? tongue.gif

Forget Phantom, we all want to see those pictures, the more the better. tongue.gif Don't forget the closeups.
We only oppose to Phantom when he does it. ohmy.gif

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Posted 15 February 2007 - 02:59 PM

I'm sorry Yervant but I don't understand the meaning of this thread. How would you like it if someone started a thread all about making fun of you? huh.gif Just leave him alone.

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Posted 15 February 2007 - 03:48 PM

QUOTE(ExtraHye @ Feb 15 2007, 03:59 PM) View Post

I'm sorry Yervant but I don't understand the meaning of this thread. How would you like it if someone started a thread all about making fun of you? huh.gif Just leave him alone.


We already did that to Yervant ohmy.gif

Although I do agree with you Extra. We shouldn't make fun of Phantom...

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Posted 15 February 2007 - 04:30 PM

QUOTE(ExtraHye @ Feb 15 2007, 03:59 PM) View Post

I'm sorry Yervant but I don't understand the meaning of this thread. How would you like it if someone started a thread all about making fun of you? huh.gif Just leave him alone.

Hey Extra, smile.gif
Even though this might come out and look like making fun of him, in reality at least in my mind I was more pleading with him in a fun way.
In the past I told him that he makes lots of good points about the realities of the Armenian diaspora life and he can bring from the perspective of a person who grew up with odars. The reason that he is being picked on is because of his braggings and things that is not helping his cause.
Again in the past I asked him not to leave this forum on several occasions, just leave your personal I'm better than you guys image to yourself. I also made this clear in the other thread of his "Ayyatollahs" and asked him to leave personal things out and stick to the issue on hand that you will get a better response form everybody.
If you read all my posts to him in the past and present, there is more positive than negative, even the first post of this thread was done having this in mind, go ahead and please read it.
Again I will repeat myself if he keeps up with the issues and not the "I date younger girls" most forumers will treat him like any other forumer, but than again I could be a dreamer. smile.gif




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