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I dont care to become armenians but well, why should I?
ah, there are many good reasons to become armenian..
you would want to be armenian because:
) You refer to adults as Amo and Tantig
2) You eat kebab every Sunday
3) Beating the kids is referred to as "discipline"
4) You say goodbye yet never leave
5) You finaly decide to leave, the conversation is continud all the way to the car in the driveway
6) You make it unbelievably obvious that you are Armenian when you think another unfamilar Armenian is around
7) You can forget all troubles upon meeting a new Armenian
8) You tell an "outsider" that "yes esh em" means "hi, how are you?"
9) You refer to everything as "pan"
10) Your CD collection includes all Paul Baghdadlian, Harout Pampoukjian, and Adiss CDs
11) You end your sentences with "yao!"
12) You can pronounce "gh" and "kh: and your damn proud of it
13) You ask something from you dad, he sends you to your mom
14) After being sent to your mom, she sends you back to your dad
15) You have some one in the family that owns a jewelry store
16) You can wiegh gold in you hand to nearest one hundreth of a gram
17) You use any kind of ball you find as a soccer ball
18) You know what a "gabooyd hoolonk" is
19) You have a "gabooyd hooloonk" every place imaginable...
20) Your dad refuses to call a repair man because he thinks he can fix every broken thing in the house
21) Duct tape is the sollution to all of life's problems
22) You can see someones future in a cup of Turkish coffee
23) You watch the credits of every movie to see if you can find a last name ending with "ian" or "yan"....and if the only last name is christian...you claim his/her decendents must be armenian
24) You consider eating seeds as a hobby more than a snack
25) Your parents refer to every holiday as "Zadig"
26) You put red pepper into every food imaginable
27) You type your name in the computer and it underlines it as a mispelled work*
28) You ask for HP sauce at a typical American restaurant
29)you consider "pilaf" as one of the 4 food groups
30)You have a picture of Mt. Ararat in your garage
31)You have 5 cans of hummus and moutebell in you pantry
32)You always keep a jar of trshu in your fridge
33)You talk with your hands
34)you have a tavli board in your closet
35) your mom refuses to buy anything instant, it has to be made from scratch
36) You make it unbelievably obvious that you are armenian
37) youre never on time
38)you use proverbs such as "kitet peranet meg gnem" and "vras kreh"
39) you think the words "sikdir" and "yalla" are armenian
40) You think Mt. Ararat is slowly coming closer to the Armenian border
41) You call other people "fobs", yet you ahve your own "fob" moments.
42) Football, not soccer
43) You're reading thinking "omg these are so true!
44) Your mom saves wrapping paper,tissue paper, and plastic containers and re-uses them
45) Girl: Your mom taught to how to wrap sarma and roll manteg at the age of 13 when you have become a "Young Lady"
46) Your mom tries to hook you up with a family friend from your agoump
47) Your mom threatens you with her "paboodj"
