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[Arpa]

A tasteless/saltless/ anali/ անալի joke.
Agh Chi ka/ Աղ չի կայ
A long time ago, one of my cousins was sitting at the dinner table, not eating. His father said “Tghas, inchou ches outer”? He looked around, saw no salt shaker and said-”Eh! Agh chji ka or outem/Էհ Աղ չի կա որ ուտեմ”!
Drum roll! http://josefbrandenb...0/drum-roll.jpg

Edited by Arpa, 17 September 2009 - 03:58 PM.

[Zartonk]

Vay. vay. vay.

[MosJan]

Zartonq jan tesnum es che es el mer PApik@ / ba yerexanern inch en sovorelu ha ?

[Azat]

very funny

[MosJan]

1st woman: Hi! Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack.
I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer--- we'd both still be alive.

[Pomona]

1st woman: Hi! Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack.
I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer--- we'd both still be alive.

LOL this is like super funny joke here! I love it! Thanks a lot for sharing this one, I'm finally smiling today:)